Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XXIV

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Shepard/garrus cockification

[anonymous]

Let's do some weird porn

Re: Shepard/garrus cockification

[anonymous]

I could quit the kinkmeme in this moment of time, truthfully saying that I have now seen everything. I'm not sure how this is meant to be arousing, but I'll second for the sheer wtf factor.

Re: Shepard/garrus cockification

[anonymous]

I feel like sex is one of those things that can always get sillier no matter how much you think you've seen everything. Like that ostrich on the John Oliver show the other day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMKqaTD_DUE

What if turians were like that? "Shepard, why are you moving? You're making it hard for me to rotate rhythmically from side to side!"

Re: Shepard/garrus cockification

[anonymous]

Are you kidding? I still didn't see any giant shepard, with planetsize-boobs getting fucked by a mass relay. So there is always munch moreto discover

Re: Shepard/garrus cockification

[anonymous]

Perhaps you should take that comment as seriously as the prompt itself.