Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVII

Apr 29, 2013 11:33

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saren/FemShepard/nihlus anonymous April 29 2013, 01:44:12 UTC
shepard having a romantic relationship with saren and Nihlus,
with both at once

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Re: saren/FemShepard/nihlus anonymous May 5 2013, 03:21:05 UTC
This. This this this. Please.

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Re: saren/FemShepard/nihlus anonymous May 5 2013, 04:01:10 UTC
This may fit your interest OP.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8004076/1/Worst-Case-Scenario
I want someone to fill this though, because once you've read these three together, you just want more.

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Re: saren/FemShepard/nihlus anonymous May 5 2013, 15:36:45 UTC
Thanks for the link anon! YES MOAR.

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Teacher!Mordin/Student!Fem!Shep Please! anonymous April 29 2013, 01:44:47 UTC
Mordin is a professor, and I have a huge teacher kink. Can I get some teacher/student loving? No high school age though. Maybe Fem!Shep gets wasted and Mordin saves her from a group of thugs, maybe Fem!Shep is researching Salarian reproduction, or is feeling insecure and needs a pep talk, maybe Fem!Shep needs extra tutoring, whatever the case, make it slightly awkward and full of respectful titles like "Professor" and "Ms. Shepard"s pretty please!

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Re: Teacher!Mordin/Student!Fem!Shep Please! anonymous April 30 2013, 05:42:40 UTC
This anon shares the massive teacher kink.

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Sam and Cortez save the day. anonymous April 29 2013, 01:45:21 UTC
Lets say in ME3 somehow, (Joker mucks up,Shep makes a bad call,engineering fault) , the Normandy and the whole crew get captured and EDI disabled. All hope seems to be lost

...except the enemy (Batarians, Cerberus, pirates take your pick) failed to capture two people.

Steve Cortez and Sammantha Traynor.

Just give me these two somehow saying the day and coming out looking like badasses (the level of Shepard's badassery) to everyone's surprise. And Steve and Traynor become bros and wingmen.

Kudos:
* Traynor uses her toothbrush to get out of a tight spot. Much to Steve's amazement
* While those two are saving the day, shep and co are attempting to escape (they're locked up in briefing room, perhaps?), using every trick in the book and failing.
* Shepard (or someone else) is romancing one of the unlikely Heroes and are incredibly turned on by this badassery.

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Re: Sam and Cortez save the day. anonymous May 2 2013, 16:36:11 UTC
This would be glorious!

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Re: Sam and Cortez save the day. anonymous June 8 2013, 02:07:48 UTC
In progress, please hold.

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Re: Sam and Cortez save the day. anonymous June 8 2013, 06:44:43 UTC
YES!FINALLY (OP dances around the room) Thank you!

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Fem shepard/Garrus Vakarian fairy tale anonymous April 29 2013, 01:45:55 UTC
a romance Garrus / fem shepard with the style of a fairy tale in the mass effect universe

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Re: Fem shepard/Garrus Vakarian fairy tale anonymous May 1 2013, 03:51:05 UTC
Potential A!A here. Just to clarify, you just want the style, right? Not an known fairy tale with Shepard and Garrus cast in the lead roles?

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hackett/kahlee/anderson 3some anonymous April 29 2013, 01:46:28 UTC
judging from the contents and audio logs Anderson left lying around his apartment on the citadel, Kahlee was a semi-regular guest oh ho ho

furthermore, I headcanon Hackett and Anderson as being very good friends who go Way Back and have been through many an adventure and bar fight together

basically, I would like for someone to write that epic threesome that would take place in the 2183-2186 window of the ME timeline

other than the details I've just listed, feel free to take liberties with everything else--angsty, happy, drunk, sober, what-have-you

all I ask is for this group sexytime to happen please and thank you

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Re: hackett/kahlee/anderson 3some anonymous April 29 2013, 08:50:22 UTC
Seconding. These 3 need more love.

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Re: hackett/kahlee/anderson 3some anonymous May 11 2013, 06:37:31 UTC
Passerby anon cannot do this justice, but hopes desperately that someone will fill it. Please? I'll find some way to send you cookies and/or my firstborn via the internet if you do.

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