MICROFILL: Lunch Date
anonymous
July 13 2011, 14:54:27 UTC
It just keeps happening. One minute, Shepard's walking, just walking, maybe inspecting a piece of tech or a nice weapon mod in a store, the next he's leaning against a console with this dumbass happy-but-lobotomised look on his face and some gasping tentacle-head behind him with eyes like the observation deck windows. Or maybe he's trying to talk to Captain Bailey and some blue broad'll brush up behind him and have him practically jizzing his armour before he falls face-forwards all over a console. Technically, embracing a fella's eternity without his permission is very illegal. But these girls just keep getting bolder. It's like some kind of really annoying initiation rite for a group of local maidens on the Citadel, racing to see who was the boldest young goddess, the one who got the longest illicit taste of Commander Shepard and his uniquely fucked-up brain, according to Samara, who is wise as hell, but also cannot be around Shepard all the time. She is not his babysitter
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I'm pretty sure he's broken his wrists doing far less badass things. I guess just the notion of anybody pointing a carnifex full of inferno ammo could be enough though? That stuff kinda makes folks turn to black dust and little bits of flames, after all.
Or maybe he's trying to talk to Captain Bailey and some blue broad'll brush up behind him and have him practically jizzing his armour before he falls face-forwards all over a console. Technically, embracing a fella's eternity without his permission is very illegal. But these girls just keep getting bolder. It's like some kind of really annoying initiation rite for a group of local maidens on the Citadel, racing to see who was the boldest young goddess, the one who got the longest illicit taste of Commander Shepard and his uniquely fucked-up brain, according to Samara, who is wise as hell, but also cannot be around Shepard all the time. She is not his babysitter ( ... )
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Although I'm not sure about Joker's effectiveness with the Carnifex. The only guns I've seen him fire didn't look like they had much recoil.
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Both the concept and Jokers reaction to it in the end...If in his shoes, I'd probably have done the same thing >.>
Loved it!
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