Anything involving James Sanders. Bonus points if he's the biggest manslut the Mass Effect universe has ever seen.
Since we don't know anything about him, whatever happens in this fill will be hilarious in retrospect. And this is an anonymous kink meme, so pride be damned! Go nuts! Show me your ideal, kink-meme James Sanders, so that we can all giggle when the particulars of his character is revealed.
There once was a man named James Sanders, Fighting Reapers with Shepard Commander The rest of the team Found him quite obscene Because he like to fuck salamanders
So... it's limrick time, then?
anonymous
May 6 2011, 21:58:18 UTC
When Sanders joined the Normandy's crew, The crew didn't know what to do. For on a shore leave, A two day reprieve, Through the entire crew did he screw.
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 02:13:38 UTC
Okay, sign me up for limrick fills. XD
There once was a man named James. Who loved men and women just the same. He took cocks up his ass, Pleasured women en masse, And screamed "DEAR GOD" when he came.
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 07:18:23 UTC
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk When they met the new kid on the block He arrived fully nude Said he wasn't a prude And the Quarian fainted in shock
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 07:48:26 UTC
Kelly says there's a rumor been spread That James Sanders gives excellent head But although they have tried The boys can't get a ride 'Cause he only takes vorcha to bed
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 11:45:09 UTC
The Commander gave Sanders a test Said his team was the best of the best So to prove he had guts He'd punch Grunt in the nuts But poor James hadn't known t'was in jest
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 22:55:41 UTC
Same!anon has alternate, dirtier ending lines for this:
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk When they met the new kid on the block He arrived fully nude Said he wasn't a prude But he covered his shame with a sock
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk When they met the new kid on the block He arrived fully nude Said he wasn't a prude Asked the girls if his dreadnought could dock
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk When they met the new kid on the block He arrived fully nude Said he wasn't a prude Had 'Alliance' tattooed on his cock
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 09:59:47 UTC
Shepard was in need of new blood for the team When he discovered a soldier most obscene His name was James Sanders He had a fondness of Commanders Thus how Shepard became covered in cream
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anonymous
May 7 2011, 10:06:17 UTC
While recruiting on the Citadel one day Commander Shepard found an interesting dossier A file on James Sanders the marine With a record most unclean Filled with pics from his days in the cabaret
Anything involving James Sanders. Bonus points if he's the biggest manslut the Mass Effect universe has ever seen.
Since we don't know anything about him, whatever happens in this fill will be hilarious in retrospect. And this is an anonymous kink meme, so pride be damned! Go nuts! Show me your ideal, kink-meme James Sanders, so that we can all giggle when the particulars of his character is revealed.
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Fighting Reapers with Shepard Commander
The rest of the team
Found him quite obscene
Because he like to fuck salamanders
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The crew didn't know what to do.
For on a shore leave,
A two day reprieve,
Through the entire crew did he screw.
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There once was a man named James.
Who loved men and women just the same.
He took cocks up his ass,
Pleasured women en masse,
And screamed "DEAR GOD" when he came.
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When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
And the Quarian fainted in shock
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That James Sanders gives excellent head
But although they have tried
The boys can't get a ride
'Cause he only takes vorcha to bed
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Said his team was the best of the best
So to prove he had guts
He'd punch Grunt in the nuts
But poor James hadn't known t'was in jest
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I anticipate much hilarity.
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The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
But he covered his shame with a sock
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
Asked the girls if his dreadnought could dock
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
Had 'Alliance' tattooed on his cock
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When he discovered a soldier most obscene
His name was James Sanders
He had a fondness of Commanders
Thus how Shepard became covered in cream
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Commander Shepard found an interesting dossier
A file on James Sanders the marine
With a record most unclean
Filled with pics from his days in the cabaret
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