Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART IV

Feb 21, 2011 13:00

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For Posterity anonymous May 6 2011, 06:22:05 UTC
James Sanders.

Anything involving James Sanders. Bonus points if he's the biggest manslut the Mass Effect universe has ever seen.

Since we don't know anything about him, whatever happens in this fill will be hilarious in retrospect. And this is an anonymous kink meme, so pride be damned! Go nuts! Show me your ideal, kink-meme James Sanders, so that we can all giggle when the particulars of his character is revealed.

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What? anonymous May 6 2011, 15:08:42 UTC
There once was a man named James Sanders,
Fighting Reapers with Shepard Commander
The rest of the team
Found him quite obscene
Because he like to fuck salamanders

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Re: What? anonymous May 6 2011, 16:29:37 UTC
Salamanders make the boom?

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Re: What? anonymous May 6 2011, 18:53:02 UTC
*snerk*

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Re: What? anonymous May 7 2011, 09:47:30 UTC
Genius!

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So... it's limrick time, then? anonymous May 6 2011, 21:58:18 UTC
When Sanders joined the Normandy's crew,
The crew didn't know what to do.
For on a shore leave,
A two day reprieve,
Through the entire crew did he screw.

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Re: So... it's limrick time, then? anonymous May 6 2011, 23:36:56 UTC
:D lololololol

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 02:13:38 UTC
Okay, sign me up for limrick fills. XD

There once was a man named James.
Who loved men and women just the same.
He took cocks up his ass,
Pleasured women en masse,
And screamed "DEAR GOD" when he came.

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 07:18:23 UTC
The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
And the Quarian fainted in shock

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 07:48:26 UTC
Kelly says there's a rumor been spread
That James Sanders gives excellent head
But although they have tried
The boys can't get a ride
'Cause he only takes vorcha to bed

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 11:45:09 UTC
The Commander gave Sanders a test
Said his team was the best of the best
So to prove he had guts
He'd punch Grunt in the nuts
But poor James hadn't known t'was in jest

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 19:04:10 UTC
This is all I'm going to be able to think about during ME3. James Sanders, having sex with Vorcha.
I anticipate much hilarity.

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 22:56:52 UTC
Then my work here is done.

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 22:55:41 UTC
Same!anon has alternate, dirtier ending lines for this:

The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
But he covered his shame with a sock

The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
Asked the girls if his dreadnought could dock

The whole Normandy crew came to gawk
When they met the new kid on the block
He arrived fully nude
Said he wasn't a prude
Had 'Alliance' tattooed on his cock

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 09:59:47 UTC
Shepard was in need of new blood for the team
When he discovered a soldier most obscene
His name was James Sanders
He had a fondness of Commanders
Thus how Shepard became covered in cream

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Re: For Posterity anonymous May 7 2011, 10:06:17 UTC
While recruiting on the Citadel one day
Commander Shepard found an interesting dossier
A file on James Sanders the marine
With a record most unclean
Filled with pics from his days in the cabaret

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