Calibrations: A Love Song

[gembat]

Tonight I needed to put myself in a better, mood, so I wrote a dorky little fansong about Garrus. I've never written a Mass Effect fansong before, so this is my first time posting here and I'm a bit nervous. Please be gentle. XD

ANYWAYS. Before you listen, a few things:

1) There is profanity. Hide your children.
2) I was hardcore channeling Taylor Swift when I wrote this. Envision if you will a music video for it wherein Shepard flounces about the Normandy in a vaguely sad manner, wearing a white dress and pining over photographs. It is to my great sadness that I cannot make this video a reality, so imagination it is. XD
3) You can download it from Soundcloud: click the link under the widget, and hit the down arrow!

Thank you for your time!


Calibrations: A Love Song by gembat

Calibrations: A Love Song

I like the way
You take down our enemies
When you scope and drop
It cuts straight to the heart of me

And, baby, you know
Reapers couldn't keep us apart

When I saw your face
The first time three years ago
How could I even
Consider banging Alenko

I'm so very sorry
I didn't know

(Chorus:)
But every time I head down to the main battery
Say, "Garrus what's up, have you got any time for me?"
I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?"
I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate

You shot my heart
With one click of your sniper gun
And now all I want
Is to ride your Thanix Cannon

Our love is so pure
It's like staring straight into the sun

I don't really care
If you're Paragon or Renegade
You always seem to listen to
Every word I say

Don't shoot Sidonis, wait no;
Maybe you should. (SHEPARD!TROLLFACE)

But every time I head down to the main battery
Say, "Hey there, big boy, let's test my flexibility"
I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?"
I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate

And Garrus, you know that I love you
And Garrus, you've only got six fingers
And Garrus, that console must be incredibly complex
But Garrus, I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE.

But every time I head down to the main battery
Say, "Garrus what's up, have you got any time for me?"
I don't wanna talk about guns or hear "Can it wait?"
I'm so fucking tired of watching you calibrate