Fic: The Unicorn Who Ruined a Patented Winchester Heart-to-Heart

Sep 29, 2009 00:54

Title: The Unicorn Who Ruined a Patented Winchester Heart-to-Heart
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn, Castiel
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13/Language
Word Count: 1600
Summary: The unicorn doesn't understand rules of ownership. Dean and Castiel try to catch Lucifer using Doritos and a cardboard box. Sam really hates today ( Read more... )

fic: supernatural, fic: unapologetic crack, unicorn verse

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sockkiah September 29 2009, 06:31:58 UTC
Lol, "Free devil chips". Castiel is being awesome again.

And Dean is being gross. He actually ate the Tacos at Midnight?! Gross! *says the girl who actually at several of them... I blame the Purple Nurples!* Seriously, those chips are not chips. They are poop on corn shells.

Heh, poop-burns. Heh. *bes seven*

Also, CVS... Lol! They are always sold out. Dean and Cas are going on an adventure!

Oh god. Oh god. I've just realized exactly HOW MUCH I've researched Devil Chips, and I'm not sure if I win anything. Nah, I totally win! *denial*

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maskedfangirl September 29 2009, 06:34:29 UTC
People do not realize the epic levels of research that go into each and every crackfic we write. This is hard work! You have to be called to do this work and hang on for your very life in the face of hours of internet research on dongs and Doritos and things, otherwise you'll never make it as a crackfic writer!

LOL I spelled "to do" "do do" at first, and in my head that's pronounced "doo doo." It's a dooky joke, get it.

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maskedfangirl October 3 2009, 01:15:16 UTC
:D I love the word "wack." It makes me giggle for no reason.

sockkiah buys Doritos Special Edition Late Night Last Call Jalapeño Poppers chips and we keep calling them Devil Chips for short/'cause it's funny. "Would you like some Devil Chips?" "Pass the Devil Chips." "I had Devil Chips for dinner." They're actually pretty tasty. (The Midnight Taco ones are very not.)

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maskedfangirl October 3 2009, 01:16:04 UTC
Hahahahaha! We bring the suspense, yo.

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watsupbuttercup October 2 2009, 09:33:17 UTC
“Your sideburns look like poo smears!”

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maskedfangirl October 3 2009, 01:18:51 UTC
*huggles Sam* Shhh, don't listen to him, sweetie, they don't look like poo smears. They just look like you're trying way too hard to be manly is all.

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watsupbuttercup October 3 2009, 03:13:32 UTC
I love this! I especially love that comment, LOLS. I cracked up laughing so hard.
You've totally got me loving unicorns now.
OH, OH, and Cas “Let’s ride,”. I likey this Gangster Castiel.

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maskedfangirl October 3 2009, 21:17:03 UTC
XD Everything you listed was super fun to write, so I'm glad you're liking it!

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