Comments | maskedfangirl: Fic: Stick Together

maskedfangirl

Fic: Stick Together

Sep 20, 2009 03:34

Title: Stick Together
Characters: Castiel, Bradley the T-Mobile rep
Ratings/Warnings: G/Set just before 5.02 "Good God, Y'all"
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Angels are the worst customers.

( The jarring pink trim of the T-Mobile kiosk called attention to itself through the steady stream of mall patrons, reminding Castiel of the mating plumage of birds. )

fic: supernatural

Comments 182

ibroketuesday September 20 2009, 10:32:05 UTC

I have been wanting to see fic about Castiel vs. phones since 4x15, and the fact that he now canonically has a cell only deepened the craving. This is everything I could have wanted. Castiel's cluelessness, his literal-mindedness, asking about how high he'd get reception (the mental image of Castiel dialing Sam from 15,000 feet = win), and Project Runway lolol. ILU.

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:46:36 UTC

Hee. So glad you liked it, darlin'! Castiel is 1/3 inquisitive child, 1/3 doddering old person, and 1/3 BAMF on a mission, which in my mind makes anything he does that isn't smiting or smiting-related hilarious.

ibroketuesday September 20 2009, 18:59:13 UTC

This is a perfect way of describing just why he lends himself so excellently to crack. Oh, Cas.

bold_seer September 20 2009, 10:33:31 UTC

Oh, dear. Cas and mobile phones - it probably went like this.

So many hilarious moments; Cas, who only has two favourite people, and Chrysostom, John, and the angel whammy - twice! Are you trying to kill me with laughter?

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:47:31 UTC

Yes. I was sent from the future for this purpose. An angel brought me.

kaylbunny September 20 2009, 11:50:41 UTC

My first thought was 'Castiel is on tmobile? ME TOO! That means I can text him for 5p instead of 10p!'

... um, yeah. But this is made of so much win, I love it :D

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:39:57 UTC

I WOULD SO PUT HIM IN MY FAVES. <3

God, that'd be the worst thing.
"Hey, Cas, what's up?"
"Who is this?"
"Maskedfangirl. Whatcha doin'?"
"Smiting. How did you get this number?"
"Did you know you have stunning eyes? 'Cause you do. They're just...they're neat."
"How do I make you go away?"

kaylbunny September 20 2009, 18:52:25 UTC

LOL I'm imagining Dean trying to have phone sex with him.
"Hey Cas, what're you wearing?"
"Jimmy Novak."

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 19:07:19 UTC

XD That made me laugh so loud I woke the dog up from his nap.

bitsofbrits September 20 2009, 12:10:58 UTC

Have I told you how much I LOVE your Cas?

Basically he rocks and you win at life for writing him as such.

That whole fic I was nearly falling off my chair laughing. When he was deciding to choose a smart phone because its good to align yourself with 'smart individuals' I nearly snorted my coffee.

Where can I get myself a 2 finger whammy credit card a la Castiel????

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:48:30 UTC

You can certainly try, but I think the sales reps might just look at you funny and tell you to stop touching their heads.

nwhepcat September 20 2009, 12:21:54 UTC

This was so funny -- Castiel was much more prepared for the paperwork than I expected.

Loved the dense paragraph of what he has in mind, and the smart phone bit, and basically the whole fic.

maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:48:52 UTC

Glad you liked it! :)