happy xmas, here's a steak!

[masculine_lady]

Did you know that the only real way to show your loved ones you care this holiday season is to take them to the Outback Steakhouse for dinner?

That's what the radio just told me, so it must be true.

Comments

[wikkid_smaht]

hey, i'd take a steak for christmas.

[masculine_lady]

well, you're Jewish. the goyim know that the only true christmas meat is ham. and a swiss colony beef log.

[queen_bbb]

My fiance told me the same thing.

[nerd_dog]

i think it's time for you to show me how much you care for me. truly.