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maschalismos

My day at work, the honkeyshines edition.

Apr 07, 2010 19:21

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maschalismos April 8 2010, 00:47:57 UTC

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kita0610 April 8 2010, 00:46:56 UTC

I.

With the.

I don't even.

What is this.

Fuck.

(Also, I boggle: Who the fuck uses words like that AT WORK? And doesn't get fired for it?)

Have two brownies. And some vodka.

maschalismos April 8 2010, 00:49:01 UTC

Yes. Exactly.

As for the words at work, it wasn't at work. There was lunch times at a local deli-type place, so we weren't in the office when I almost slapped the taste out someone's mouth.

kita0610 April 8 2010, 00:50:48 UTC

FUCK. Still- co-workers?? Because holy shit people, NOT ON.

Not that it's on any other time, for fuck's sake.

I just.

I'm still over here with O o face. Fucking hell.

diseased_inside April 8 2010, 00:54:23 UTC

I um...

Well-

Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

*slow blink*

So my Piratey homie, one of these days say before the apocalypse I think you and I need to go on a Pirate, goth weirdo rampage through your office and watch people clutch their pearls.

I hope you feel better soon too.

maschalismos April 8 2010, 01:02:10 UTC

BET.

diseased_inside April 8 2010, 01:18:46 UTC

And really...pirate?

Seriously?

I have never gotten pirate.

I did get asked yesterday if I'm in a cult. That was fun.

maschalismos April 8 2010, 01:42:23 UTC

This was, in fact, my first time getting pirate. I, too, have gotten cult before. BUT PIRATE. Clearly, this needs to be a movement.

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zillahseye April 8 2010, 01:15:21 UTC

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well, the only thing I can say to all that is that I just got off the phone with a woman named Lanuda Titts.

*mails you cookies and hand grenades*

maschalismos April 8 2010, 01:17:08 UTC

[coughs tea out nose]

WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD THAT?

zillahseye April 8 2010, 01:25:22 UTC

I DON'T KNOW, SON, I DIDN'T NAME HER

[pats on back]

[more high explosives]

kita0610 April 8 2010, 01:31:32 UTC

Well, in all fairness, there IS no good name to go with TITTS.

Growing up I had a few friends with the last name "Lipschitz". There was no good there either.

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maschalismos April 8 2010, 01:56:23 UTC

THERE NEEDS TO BE A BUTTON I CAN PRESS AND THEN THERE'S A DELAYED REACTION SLAPPING THAT WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER THEY GET HOME. LIKE, THEY WALK IN THEIR FRONT DOOR AND GET A BUCKET OF COLD WATER OVER THEIR HEAD.