Lovesick

[albumsontheside]

Oh god, my beloved fandom has so many Sues it's unreal. Here's another of the worst offenders:

Story Or Series Title: Loveless?
Yes, I'm loveless. You're loveless. We're all emo, tortured souls here!
Fandom: Star Wars.
Culprit Author's Name: Katie Ladmoore (ff.net)

Full Name (plus titles if any): Emma Moonrunner, Jedi Padawan, bitch in heat Second

Comments

[aeryx]

The part that really got me was "Master Yoga and the Jedi Panel". That made me feel very cold and empty.

[albumsontheside]

It made me feel sick. Master Yoga ... so glad she got rid of that, eh?

[aeryx]

Aye. I sat there, staring at the computer screen, thinking "Did... did she just do that...?"

And then I died inside.

But really, I feel more embarrassed for the author. It's so strange to see direct plagiarism like that.

[albumsontheside]

No, you know what the REALLY annoying thing is? NONE of the reviews she's got mentions this at all! They're all like "omg this is so gr8" and it's like NO!

Think we should give her a link to this? Just for a laugh?

[cuplesscupcake]

Dash-el Perr XD

But why Star Wars ;___; It's another good fandom destroyed ;___;

[albumsontheside]

I know! The best films ever, ruined by Sues ...

[cuplesscupcake]

How cruel... Nothing is sacred to Sues :(

[seiyonashi]

Eeeeyuck. Not a fan but my bro is. This would make him foam at the mouth =/

[foxypope]

FUCKING lol @ Master Yoga. That's Yoda's blue skinny brother who's into workout fads and is kind of the black sheep of the family, I'm guessing.

[yenneffer]

*laughs*
Oh my... What have you done with my stomach??
Seriously, it hurts so much from laughing that I can't even bent down to pick up my jaw from the floor (it landed there somewhere, oh I dunno, first sentence of her lovely, oh- so- original story).

Master Yoga killed me (and as I'm usually very much into Indian culture and philosophy, I feel offended. Deeply.)

Okay, I know. Someone might have periods of times (like, I dunno, your entire life) when writing's block invades your thoughts and you struggle with plot for a story. But then, wouldn't it be better to refrain from writing? Naive of me, I know, but it's just an idea.

I've got a question- what her childrens'- twins' (of course)- names would be?

[albumsontheside]

I, er, gave you a full abs workout? :S

I know, I pissed myself too. Master Yoga and the Jedi Panel ... sounds like a bad parody. But it wasn't. Oh, no. This girl is FOR REAL.

And I don't think it's writer's block, I secretly think the reason she hasn't updated is cause ff.net is down.

Oh, btw, census, census: should I do each chapter as it comes out?

[yenneffer]

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Oh yes! My level of admiration for marysues will reach its peak, and thirst of reading more will be satisfied!

[albumsontheside]

IT's SO much fun to do, tho, the whole Sues thing ...!

And as for the twins -- IDK. "Wuke" and "Weia"?