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[rokuryu]

And just to make my presence known... here's a couple of little rants for all of you. *nods* Complete fic and rant in my LJ.
I specialize in Shaman King MarySues.

Story Or Series Title: Ren and Horo Love Jeni (nuf said, huh?)
Fandom: Shaman King
Culprit Author's Name: Shamanprincess123
Dudes... nuf said, really. I mean, if you declare yourself

Comments

[surlent]

Geh, it kills me how in Suefics a confrontation between the Sue main character and another girl always involves the words bitch, get away from him and/or he's mine!1111.

Anyway welcome to the place :D Things are quite scary here, but with a strong mind you'll be able to survive. Just for a tip, we usually tend to add a link to the story and author.

[crestoinnocence]

She easily dogged, pouncing in the air and flipping back landing on her feet as she launched herself at Yoh again

Damn. I wish I could flip in the air, pounce, land, AND not kill myself with a sword.

Actually, I kind of wish the Sue had fallen on her uber special splitting sword.

[spidersilken_ai]

"her weapon, a ningama. a chained sythe with a weight on the end of the chain, usually used by deadly flowers or female ninjas."

That line cracked me up. Someone needs to draw a picture of a flower, a daisy would be cool, weilding one of those weapons the Suethor mentions. Heh! That would be sooo funny! Deadly Flowers! XD

~Ami

[cupnjava]

Question: Is "deadly flowers" a phrase like "office flowers" (meaning women who are supposed to be there, look pretty, be mindless, and entertain male clients)? Is it a phrase for a femme fatale?

[spidersilken_ai]

" simple, you are the phrophet child, child of the devil to our clan, in the phrophecy it stated that you shall forever hold the choice of continuing the clan or deystroying the world, (Hmm, tough choice...procreation or harbinger of death?) then theres the other choice, we must sacrifice you,(Yep, sounds good to me! Let's do it!) in order for both things to remain, (Uh, what things? o_O) it was to happen on the day of my birth, yet i did not wish for it...yet" (o_O; Oookay...sure! Smile and nod everyone!) said mari. (Yay for random capitalization!)
" MOTHER! I DO NOT WISH FIR (Fir: "Hey! I'm on holiday! It's May, not December! Lemme 'lone!) THIS TO HAPPEN, DID THE PHROPHECY STATE THAT ANOTHER OF THE CLAN MAY TAKE HER PLACE!" called shi
" yes..." said mari (...while covering her ears and wondering why the girl was screaming at her...)
" I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF!" said shi
" state the ritual chant, and it may come." sad mari (Mari: "Turn up your hearing aid, dear.")
" CANI GORTHIN TAKOR TOYA SHI!" (Cani: "Here!" Gorthin: "Present!"

[shamans_weapon]

deadly flowers..very funny mental picture there...

[uniswift87]

These are two of the worst "fanfics" I've ever seen. ;_;