Highlander: The Pixie Predicament Series

[almeda80]

Story Or Series Title: Pixie Predicament Series #1 The ROG and the Hacker
Fandom: Highlander
Culprit Author's Name: Dana Woods

Full Name (plus titles if any): Calypso (Caly) Rhiannon Athena Wilde (Her parents were hippies), Pixie, Munchkin, author claims she is the "anti-Mary Sue," I use the word "punk" to excess in my description of her
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[sharkcowsheep]

You know what, I can't bring myself to disapprove of this OC. She's got a "pouting belly", for crying out loud? You hear that? AN OVERWEIGHT OC!

Screw Mary Suing her, we should be throwing her a party!

[sharkcowsheep]

Actually, you know what? On second thought, I have a better idea. First we throw her a party. Yay yay plump OC. We will feed her cake and pizza and diet soda.

...and THEN we tie her up and toss her in the river. Because yeah, she's pretty goddamn Suey.

[misskalloway]

Dear author,

For the love of all things... intellegent, stop it with the Liz Phair abuse. Or at least make it seem like you've heard 'Flower' before.

I am now embarrassed for you.

[meltedpeep]

Random nitpick about little miss anti-Sue's body shape...I'm five foot three, and I guess I have a vaguely Sue-ish bustline (omfg i have boobiezz!@!), but longer-than-average legs? Pshaw. If you had long legs, you wouldn't be short. Unless your torso was really pinched up and you wore your pants up to your armpits or something.

And anyway, if you take three paragraphs to describe nothing but your character's physical appearance, you deserve to be bonked with the squeaky inflatable Sue hammer of justice. *bonksqueakbonk*

[bulldogface]

OK, if I was drinking Coke right now, you'd have made me shoot it out of my nose. You are a wit, sir. A wit.

[meltedpeep]

I aim to amuse, of course. And may I just take the opportunity to smother you in hot gooey icon love? (I want a hat like that. I'd wear it every day.)

[bulldogface]

Isn't it great? I wanted a real one, but they're harder to come by than you'd think, so my mate made me this one. Feel free to borrow it.

[atalantapendrag]

The flap of her right ear was pierced, and there was another barbell going through the ear, right next to the ear canal entrance.

Yeesh, if you don't know the name of a piercing, your character chan't have it. End of story. Is it that hard to do a little research on BME?