Comments | marysues: You know that thing about women… um… ovulating… in synch?

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You know that thing about women… um… ovulating… in synch?

Jan 13, 2004 00:21

Apparently that also applies to Mary-Sue Mutants manifesting their mutant… I can't think of a word for 'powers' or 'abilities' that begins with M, alas. It's kind of fitting that this letter should also be Monet's codename, though.Anyhow, there's three of them in here, and very, very short chapters for things to happen in. I'm going to focus on the ( Read more... )

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rex_dart January 12 2004, 15:06:02 UTC

Hannah, sorry to say, but there is nobody here with the same mutation as you, but my friend Eric Lensherr does. Please do not speak with him as he is the leader of our enemies.

Please do not speak with him, and above all, do not get into his car, even if he offers you candy. This fic is comedy gold.

Slashers take note: Even in bad Mary-Sue fanfic, Bobby thinks John is hot.

Their love will conquer all!

sugarglidergirl January 12 2004, 15:21:27 UTC

“Jean, do you think it’s safe for Julie and Paul to be hanging out with John and Bobby."

Have you ever heard of a question mark. Did you know they are useful.

*sporks*

neurophobic January 12 2004, 16:25:28 UTC

Lurker here. When you warned about the nickname, I had no idea how bad it would be.

I should really learn to take warnings to heart, but I was too curious to resist...

PHOENIX?! THE PHOENIX?! Pain.

mice January 12 2004, 17:26:39 UTC

It’s my mutation. I suck people’s life forces and if it’s a mutant, I take their power for a little bit too. It only happens when they touch my skin though.”

With that, Rogue touched the faux-Phoenix with her ungloved hand, sucked her lifeforce out, which activated the mirror ball in the rec room and Sophie Ellis Bextor Dance Montage of Happiness as another Mary Sue fell perfectly into their trap and was gone for good.

...what? That's how they all end, right?

obsidian179 January 12 2004, 19:58:21 UTC

Two rest stops, one lunch break, and three hours later they arrived at Washington Park Court in Chicago on the motorcycle and two scooters. One hundred and twenty miles my scooter in three hours. Including three stops. Can you buy scooters with superchargers in America?

Maybe it was equipped with warp drive?