Worst. Day. Ever.

[daddyslittlesin]

'Daddy' dearest had a shopping list. And Brock still wasn't totally up to snuff. So, Sin had half a mind to show up Brock help out the team by knocking a few more items (some literally, heh) off that list of her father's

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[marvel_citizens]

Interracial couple. Black man. Korean woman. They stop to play with their baby.

[daddyslittlesin]

You didn't question these things when you saw them walking by window you were. You know, you never knew when they'd come by again. And they were people, even better, a nigger and a chink.

If they looked in the window of the building they were standing next to, they'd see an overly happily Redhead pointing a gun right at them. First shot is just to fuck with them a bit and breaks the window glass. (Who gives a shit about alarms, really?)

The next shot she tried to take she's aimed right for the woman's head.

And the gun jammed.

"...The fuck...?"

[marvel_citizens]

There's the sound of a brass band. It's Veterans Day. Leading the pack? A dozen aged veterans of the Great War...

[daddyslittlesin]

"Oh you have to be shitting me," Sin said and moved to look slightly over a wall by the window she shot out and worked on trying to unjam her gun. Okay, that was done.

At least the back was headed by the elderly. They were easy to kill and picking off a few from here would be cake.

Really.

Two bad things didn't make a bad day. Data still downloading to her little drive Sin looked out the window aimed and fired again.

Or tried to.

Gun jammed. Frustrated she chucked it at someone randomly from where she stood. Screw them all, she'd go to the roof and snipe a bunch of them.

[real_live_hero]

And somehow, generically, there was another superhero waiting atop the building.

Well, at least this next guy was white.

Really white. White guy, white hair, white costume.

Didn't seem to be much of a Nazi sympathizer, though.

"Halt, evildoer!"

[daddyslittlesin]

She looked at him. Paused for a moment than just started to laugh.

Okay, this one was funny.

[real_live_hero]

"Think that's funny, eh?" he says haughtily. "You won't be laughing when you face justice."

He even throws in a Heroic Pose for effect.

[daddyslittlesin]

Sin was still laughing, "I don't know who the hell you are, but unless you plan to fight me with you're stupidity why don't you just go back to whatever bad costume shop you came from."

He only got this chance because he was white.

[marvel_citizens]

Howard has been spending more time in New York than he normally does. There was that whole superhero speed-dating thing... but things were patched up with Beverly now that she was no longer a magic blender. (Long story.)

Now, however, he's sitting on the rooftop with his girlfriend, watching the city below.

She leans over to kiss him.

"Howard... it's good to be back to normal..." she murmurs.

[daddyslittlesin]

Sin is on her way out from what was quickly becoming the worst of bad days. She stopped and checked her other gun. This one should be working okay. But the other one should've too.

And now, in the back alley on a near by roof there was a duck... and a woman.

"Damn, am I on drugs today or something?"

[marvel_citizens]

"Lady, you mind?" the duck demands. "My girlfriend and I just wanted some quiet-time."

[daddyslittlesin]

The gun suddenly trained on him said Sin did mind. "Look, I really don't know what the fuck is going on here, but I haven't killed anyone all day. And even if you're some hallucination, you're a good a place to start as any."