HorcruxesNow, forgive my gutter mind but I was kind of hoping that Horcruxes were going to be wizard slang for prostitutes and that I was right about Malfoy being a pimp ( Read more... )

After the BurialThe giant spider is dead and the giant Hagrid bloke is all upset, bless his mammoth socks ( Read more... )

The Unknowable RoomPolyjuice Potion? Malfoy is using Polyjuice Potion on his cronies? Pimping sounded much better ( Read more... )

Lord Voldemort's Request

Oh I seeeeee... now it appears that the Dark Lord himself is to blame for the high turnover of Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers because he was denied the job and got all huffy.

"Defence Against the Dark Arts is for sissies anyway!" Tom pouted as he stropped out of the office. "And you all smell of wee!"I wish Harry ( Read more... )

Elf TailsA Quidditch chapter ( Read more... )

Birthday SurprisesHarry blew his chance of finding out the true memory of that Slughead fella, tactless twit. At least now they're learning how to Apparate which should come in handy in some final confrontation down the line, I'll wager. As will Horcruxes, whatever the f'k they are. See, I'm trying to think ahead a bit but I'll probably slip in to ( Read more... )

A Sluggish MemoryHarry's still trying to implicate Snape, as well as Malfoy, in whatever dastardly deeds will bring about the destruction of the cosmos, and cheese as we know it, and not really getting anywhere ( Read more... )

A Very Frosty Christmas

Deary me, Jo is really taking the piss now surely? Not old enough to peel sprouts with magic? Honestly... what? I suppose sprouts are evil though. Probably for the best.
The new Minister chappie turned up hoping to recruit Jesus, sorry... Harry and he proved more than a match for him. If it was me, at that age, I'd have ( Read more... )

The Unbreakable VowDespite all the teen angst and all that rubbish, there is intrigue afoot with that Draco lad. Snape is all nervous and stressed and we don't quite know why ( Read more... )

Felix FelicisOkay... some hormones raging through there today. Snogging all over the place, jealousy, rejection and anger. Skimmed through all that ( Read more... )