To: Editor

Dear Sir, Madame, or Other:

Enclosed is our latest version of MS #85-02-22-RRRRR, that is, the re-re-re-revised version of our paper. Choke on it. We have again rewritten the entire manuscript from start to finish. We even changed the goddamned running head! Hopefully we have suffered enough by now to satisfy even your bloodthirsty ( Read more... )

For whatever reason, many many people I care about are having TOTAL SUCKAGE occurring in their lives right now. And if I could, I would beat the crap out of everybody and everything that is hurting them. But unfortunately, though my strongest instinct is [PROTECT!], I sometimes don't know how best to do that. So if you have any ideas, or if you are ( Read more... )