Democracy - It Makes You Scintillate

[martini_corona]

I realized recently that Barack Obama's campaign logo reminds me of Pepsi. And Obama, like Pepsi, is presenting himself as the Choice of a New Generation.* So, clearly all the other candidates need to be assigned beverages as well. With the help of DJ Funkistat, I present:

WHAT REFRESHING THIRST-QUENCHER IS YOUR CANDIDATE?

John McCain: Coca-Cola

Comments

[ethanfield]

I would add that McCain is Coke in the old glass bottle because that is how it was back in the good old days, when everything was better than it is today... at least, for white, straight men like him.

[martini_corona]

BECAUSE IF YOU HATE COKE YOU HATE FREEDOM

and babies
and puppies
and baby polar bears playing with penguins
etc.

[hisly]

I have mixed feelings about Ron Paul. Namely, that I love his craziness, besides that whole racist thing. Kind of how I love Moxie, except for that whole having tons of calories thing. But I quaff Moxie freely, whereas I apparently downed "Pepsi" at the polling place 3 weeks ago.

But absolutely brilliant of you to include Moxie, being one of those wingnut fans. Yay!!!

[chieur]

If I'm not mistaken, there is such a thing as Diet Moxie. If, you know, that tickles your fancy.

[martini_corona]

Does Moxie have more tons of calories than regular non-diet soda? For extra survival during those long Maine winters? Anyway, I find Diet Moxie appalling. It's like calling your product "Vacillating Chutzpah."