[drabble] strange days ; jongyu [cracknee]

[marshmallowtea]

strange days ; jongyu bff-ry
a/n: i found this randomly in a folder titled "ironic mustache - the second press". i think i wrote this for jetpacking... i don't know what's going on anymore or where this came from.
warnings: stoned jongyu, foodplay kinda

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[marshmallowtea]

i just
i don't know where this came from
but ironically i hate grape jelly with the passion of a thousand suns IT IS THE WORST JELLY EVER TO EXIST

but bless you ;u;
you know cracknee is probably canon to a core

[jetpacking]

IM DYING SO HARD AT YOUR FOLDER NAME
irl choking on my breakfast irl irl
just needed to tell you that
reserving a spot for later (/ * v*)/

[marshmallowtea]

pls don't choke i don't know heimlich/CPR ): ):

~~~ヾ(＾∇＾)♪ see you then~

[jetpacking]

i forgot to comment BUT I REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT THIS SO CLEARLY
THE TOAST BEING EVERYWHERE
AND THE JELLY

.....somehow i feel like i read this before.......... are you sure you didn't show this to me... it seems really familiar, the four flavored jelly kiss line 8)))

[jinkibangs]

Screams yes jongyu I love everything
Also I am laughing because somehow stoned jongyu doesn't seem all that different from sober jongyu I DON'T EVEN

toast crumbs meeting with his balls was not a pleasant feeling, even if he's pretty high off his ass.
SCREAMS JINKI I CAN'T

Also this reminds me of that TFLN that was like "you put goldfish crackers on your bed and then hummed the jaws theme while eating them one by one or whatever"
is this based on that in any way XD

"...kim jonghyun, what the fuck are you."
I ask myself this twice a day every day tbh, along with "are you fucking serious. that...i don't know with you anymore. what the fuck is wrong with you."

"let's go make biscuits."
Why does this remind me of invader zim
or, alternatively, us at 2 in the morning

jonghyun did you seriously just use grape jelly as lube WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN I DON'T NEED GRAPE-ASS JINKI LMFAOOOO

I can't with you man

[marshmallowtea]

I'm not even going to apologize for my somehow brilliant mind.

BUT LOL SURPRISINGLY NO about the TFLN. I found the words "goldfish crackers" and...somehow that happened.

but yes the let's make biscuits thing was from Zim ohohohohohohoho

ty for reading :3

[adridalcorjac]

Omg I laughed so hard at this xD They are random little shits when high omg This was really funny, best thing to start my day with. Thank you so much for this random darbble ;w;b