70 [Accidental Video]

[marsfireignite]

[The PCD turns on to show an empty hallway of the Temple to Heaven, quiet and calm and free of disturbance. It’s swinging lightly, back and forth -- Rei is holding it as she walks down the halls, quiet and peaceful -- but she pauses, at a slightly open door, and her expression is curious as she pokes the door open with a slight nudge of her foot.

Comments

[painhumbles]

You two might as well cut to the chase and just get married already.

[marsfireignite]

There isn't a relationship, Gabriel.

[Tiredly.]

And he has a sense of humor, it just sucks.

[painhumbles]

I dunno. Personally, I think you two'd make a great couple. I mean, if we're pairing off all the angels now...

[marsfireignite]

What do you mean, all of them? The only one who's doing anything is Lucifer -- and don't lump me in with whatever he and Jinx are doing, I have standards.

[Not that Castiel is below her standards or anything, but seriously, he is an addict and burns himself making toast.]

[painhumbles]

When Lucifer gets a girl? It's either we all get them or risk looking like Christmas Cakes... Or jackasses.

[marsfireignite]

I'm not a girl to get.

[She is not an object, tyvm. But then something occurs to her, and she switches the filter.]

[Private // Unhackable]

And don't say things like that around Castiel, he's going to start thinking that every relationship ends in owning a girl and sending her into walls.

[painhumbles]

I know, I know. You're an Independent Woman. All the single ladies say, "If you want it, you better shove your ring up your ass..."

[Private // Unhackable]

He already thinks sex involves violence. He might be a lost cause.

[Private // Unhackable]

[marsfireignite]

... did you correct him?

[Private // Unhackable]

[painhumbles]

...He's never having sex. Period. I figured you two could live in permavirgin bliss.

[Private // Unhackable]

[marsfireignite]

[IG. NOR. ING.]

You can't just let him think that's normal, he's an idiot!

[Private // Unhackable]

[painhumbles]

Then you give him the sex talk! He doesn't speak me. It takes him three hours to translate one sentence outta my mouth.

[Private // Unhackable]

[marsfireignite]

I am not --

[ o m g ]

Stop talking.

[Private // Unhackable]

[painhumbles]

Can't. If my mouth stops moving, I die.

[Private // Unhackable]

[marsfireignite]

I'm sure you'll be fine for at least an hour of silence.

[wingsandwill]

I wasn't serious. I thought it was desired for me to be less serious at times.

[painhumbles]

Castiel, you can't just joke about killing a girl's cat. Have a little compassion, bro.