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[marquis_grissom]

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[bernie_williams]

Maybe you should be a greeter at Costco. I love Costco. Everything in bulk. When people leave you get to scribble on their receipt with a highlighter!

[captains1stmate]

Home Depot's better cuz you can ride around on those cool orange truck-thingys

[marquis_grissom]

I don't like greeting people, but bulk is good. I want a truck thingy because then I can run people over! It would be great!

[fly_on_wall]

Seventeen?

[marquis_grissom]

17.

[lance_niekro]

I've been thinking long and hard about this man. You need to work at a BBQ pit where all they do is serve meat and beer.

And then you need to hook me up with free meals and tons of beer

[todd_linden]

ur selfish niekro! you want him to get a job somewhere just so you can get some fuckin free food and beer?

[marquis_grissom]

Pfft, I'd hook myself up with food and beer before anyone.

[anonymous]

Dear Grip,

I am the manager of the Red Sox an American League team. I love the hell out of my boys but two of them Manny and Kevin always end up getting into the strangest amounts of trouble getting tangled in the nets of the batting cages And also I have another player Boomer who threatens to sit on me if I pull him too early he scares me sometimes Any ideas on what to do to help diffuse any of this?

From,

Manager of the Crazies

[not_brandon]

Wait....what? I had sex with who?!