Title: Joker Warfare
Author: Me
Genre: Humor (of the crack variety)
Rating: T for Teen
Warnings: Crack, Monty Python-esque humor, Character Death (9 mentioned, more implied), Mentioned Off-Screen Smut
Summary: De-anon from the kink meme. Prompt: England writes the funniest joke in the world and proceeds to take over the world with it.

( It was obvious that this joke was lethal. )

Title: Spread the Word
Genre: Drabble, Political
Pairing(s): Very slight USUK
Rating/Warnings: (G) Pro-Gay Rights, Anti-DADT
Summary: America repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell and immediately informs his favorite Englishman.

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Title: Summerboy
Genre: Romance?
Pairing(s): USUK
Rating/Warnings: (PG-13), off-screen smut
Summary: De-anon from the kink meme. Prompt: Sex or Relationships to music. Based on Lady Gaga's Summerboy. Summer romances are doomed to fail.

( The Englishman sighed, resigning himself to endure a stream of pet names. “Do you want to continue, Summer boy? Would you like to be my summer boyfriend?” he asked. )

Title: Frankly, My Dear, Shut the Hell Up! [1/2]
Genre: Smut
Pairing(s): USUK
Rating/Warnings: (R) Smut, sex, misuse of movie quotes, America opening his mouth
Summary: De-anon from the kink meme. The prompt was USUK quoting in bed. America quotes his movies and completely ruins the mood. England finally gets sick of it and wants some satisfying sex.

( The reason their sex was bad was because of America's astounding ability to open his mouth during a perfectly good shag and completely ruin the mood. )

Title: Flip and Stack
Genre: Humor
Pairing(s): Slight USUK and RusAme if you squint
Rating/Warnings: (PG), mentions of rape, suggested yaoi, England's mind
Summary: "Yes! Yes! YES!" ...Was that America screaming in such delight? Oh well, England just needed to deliver the papers. "You will be shouting something else very soon, America." Russia? In ( Read more... )

Title: Monster
Genre: Smut
Pairing(s): USUK
Rating/Warnings: (PG-13) Yaoi, smut, mentions of alcohol, strong language, and seme England
Summary: America wakes up the morning after with some memory loss and thinks back on what happened. Damn England is a monster.

( America's eyes slowly opened, thankful that the window shades were down. God his head pounded. )