A guy walks into a bar in Missouri and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy
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Two guys are walking down a country road. One from Missouri and one from Iowa. They come along a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. The guy from Iowa says, "Sweet!" He proceeds to drop his trousers and haves his way with the poor sheep.
He finishes and then says to the guy from Missouri, "Okay, now it's your turn."
The guy from Missouri drops his trousers and sticks his head in the fence.
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He finishes and then says to the guy from Missouri, "Okay, now it's your turn."
The guy from Missouri drops his trousers and sticks his head in the fence.
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