I missed you!! And I meant to email you -- I was taking a nap when you called, I'm sorry. Every time you call, I'm taking a nap, it's so weird. I don't always take naps at that time of day, I swear!
Anyway, I woke up after you had called and grabbed my phone to see what time it was, then fell back asleep and dreamt I drove to meet you and amazingly was able to drive to Canada in two hours. I was ecstatic. XD
dreamt I drove to meet you and amazingly was able to drive to Canada in two hours. That would be sooooo cool!
You and Cup are two people I have the hardest time getting hold of. I swear, the planets have to aligned juuuuuust right or it doesn't happen. One time, I was actually stunned speechless when I managed to connect with Cup and could barely stammer out hello. Why yes, I am a dork.
HEE! Did you happen to call tonight, perchance? There was a number on there earlier I didnt recognize and I forgot to save your number again last time. I fail at... well, pretty much everything.
And if I could drive to Canada in two hours, I would visit you at least once a week!
Where have you BEEN, fellow yaoi-girl? You never came back to (the movie) class, and we were all very worried. The teacher person even asked me if I knew where you had gone off to. Are you okay?
HI THERE!! Eeek, I'm sorry I worried everyone. There were some Things, and as Things are wont to do, they Happened and it sucked. I am indeed okay, or as okay as I ever am (which means that I certifiable, hee).
I do, and I adore it. My brother heard it and ended up memorizing it for something in 8th grade, I think, much to my approval and the teacher's courteous concern. XD We'll randomly burst into recital now and again.
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also, i ♥ dorothy parker as well. so much so that i wrote a term paper about her.
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Awesome!! I mentioned her in a humanities term paper but sadly have not yet devoted a paper full her to her wonderfulness.
Your icon always makes me happy.
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Welcome back, luv. We haz missed yooooooou.
*kisses with tongue*
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I missed you!! And I meant to email you -- I was taking a nap when you called, I'm sorry. Every time you call, I'm taking a nap, it's so weird. I don't always take naps at that time of day, I swear!
Anyway, I woke up after you had called and grabbed my phone to see what time it was, then fell back asleep and dreamt I drove to meet you and amazingly was able to drive to Canada in two hours. I was ecstatic. XD
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You and Cup are two people I have the hardest time getting hold of. I swear, the planets have to aligned juuuuuust right or it doesn't happen. One time, I was actually stunned speechless when I managed to connect with Cup and could barely stammer out hello. Why yes, I am a dork.
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And if I could drive to Canada in two hours, I would visit you at least once a week!
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How are you? Are you on Twitter, perchance?
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No, I'm not on Twitter. Is it worth joining?
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Stealing your meme.
Love Dottie too. Know of this one?
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by Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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And thank you much! <3 <3 <3
Have you read any of her short stories?
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