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[markermustache]

Being by myself at the compound was weird! I kept hearing WEIRD noises but it would end up being something STUPID like the speakers. Yeah sorry about that Dad, I might have put my sword through the sound system. TWICE. My Bad!  Everything in the fridge was super moldy! I ate peanut butter and ho-hos for two weeks! And didn't have to have any tea!

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[fist_of_win]

....THE DOOR WAS ON THE TOP OF THE STASH, HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED IT.

[markermustache]

UHHHH....... Did I tell you I think I need GLASSES?!

I kind of also poked a few hundred holes in the water bed practicing with my sword......But it looks SUPER better wrapped up in the five rolls of duct tape I found! It hardly leaks at all!

[fist_of_win]

Good thing that's Yoda's bed

I BET IT DOES.

OKAY TOMORROW WE ARE GOING SHOPPING FOR GLASSES AND PUTTING YOU ON A DIET.

[markermustache]

CAN IT BE A CANDY DIET??!!!! Because I already have supplies! TONS OF THEM!

[pinkkiwifruit]

... WOW, so much candy that THAT happened?! That must have been a whole lot! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might get sick... that wouldn't be very good. But mmm, candy!

But oh, hi! I forgot to introduce myself! My name's Kiwi... what's yours?

[markermustache]

MY NAME IS DAI AND I HAVE A SWORD.

.... Would you like some candy? I have a lot, and it looks like... gulp.... my dad won't let me eat all of it.

[pinkkiwifruit]

Ooooh, I'd like some candy, Dai! It's a shame your dad won't let you have all of it, but I guess dads know best, huh? Makes me kind of wish I had one...

And swords are neat! Though I've never seen one up close... They might be dangerous so I dunno if I want to one day.

[markermustache]

Let me know how much! I don't want this to go to waste ;__;.

Want to see my sword? IT IS SO COOL. They won't let me bring my sharp sword around outside of my Dad's quarters, but the practice one is cool too! When you hit things it makes the cooled THWACK sound!

You could always borrow my Dad if you wanted. Then I could have time to sneak THE CANDY

[ionianmode]

DAAAAAIIII

Ionia is very, very glad you are back! *A* Where have you been? It is not good to make your archrival worry about you!

[markermustache]

IONIA AHH I MISSED YOU! I WENT HOME TO GET SOMETHING FOR DAD AND THERE WAS CANDY AND SWORDS AND I MIGHT HAVE SET MY DAD'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER ON FIRE TRYING TO GET SOMETHING FOR THE SECRET PROJECT AND DID I MENTION THERE WAS CANDY?!!!

Dai is such a bad arch rival! But I brought a bag of candy just for you! AND SOME HO-HOS. I really wanted to eat them but Dai wanted to save them for Ionia!

[ionianmode]

CANDY?!

What are ho-hos? Ionia forgives you for being a bad arch-rival because Ionia did the same thing too before and even if you went away for a bit YOU ARE BACK NOW AND THAT IS THE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT. Ionia will come see you and your M&M tummy and we can have candy and talk about the secret project!

[markermustache]

YYYAAAAAAAYYYY

THESE ARE HO-HOS AND MILK. Everyone must have ho-hos once in their lives, they are AWESOME! Almost as awesome as yo-erm SWORDS! YES! SWORDS!