It's not like that, really...

[markalope]

Or maybe it is - or maybe we just won't address it at all. Let's start off with a short list:

Top five things I could go for, in a big way, RIGHT now.

1. Those Morton's frozen honeybuns you used to be able to get back in the day.
2. A salty roll from Lulu Carpenter's in Santa Cruz
3. Two eggs any style, bacon and rye toast from the Star Deli in Manhattan
4. A

Comments

[kristenlou]

WTF?
You think you can just start posting again as though you hadn't abandoned eljay for greener pastures?

[markalope]

Yep. I ain't got time for no retrospectives, Hannibal! Well, not right now anyway. Problem is - once you stop posting for any length of time, it becomes rather difficult to pick it up again without somehow addressing your absence. One of those vicious circles, Jeeves. I haven't been updating much of anything or anyone - now I gotta work it back into my routine.

[cinderellaca]

oh man. morton's honey buns! i haven't thought about them in years!

[gretchin]

you're back! (from outer space?) welcome back!