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Aug 16, 2011 17:32


This was to help my friend, Van and to get him to vent a plot bunny.

van_el_ii: ARGH!!!!
van_el_ii: my imagination SUCKS
van_el_ii: I have new bunnies
van_el_ii: Mark, please, help me out
van_el_ii: I need a clear head to stay focused on (classified) as a Green Lantern
van_el_ii: Got any poisoned carrots?
markclark19: No, but would snares help??
van_el_ii: possibly
van_el_ii: a shotgun, definitely - if I can get around the legalities of owning a firearm in the UK
markclark19: LOL
van_el_ii: Seriously, though
van_el_ii: my latest bunny is quite silly
markclark19: Spill
van_el_ii: imagine one day, during your everyday life... your future daughter shows up...
van_el_ii: ...on the grounds that you're actually not on the right track to becoming her father...
van_el_ii: so she tries to hook you and her mother up...
markclark19: I'm all for that, lol!!
van_el_ii: ...then all hell breaks loose, because she's not your only possible future kid who comes back trying to ensure their birth
van_el_ii: you find out you have four alternate future children with four different mothers
van_el_ii: and they know that once you choose, if you don't choose their mother, they cease to exist
markclark19: Jumpin' Jiminy Christmas!!
van_el_ii: what do you do?
van_el_ii: because they're NOT leaving until you make a choice
markclark19: Chose the prettiest and skankiest one and start making that kid, lol.
van_el_ii is typing...
van_el_ii: OH MARK!

Thoughts??
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