HEEEEEY!

[marinegrandpa]

I'm looking for a Princess to be a Prince to! Any princesses here, do you want a loyal prince to guard your back and do princely things with you?

Edit: Okay I am looking for a none sexual relations Princess!

Comments

[doubleppk]

There's an old saying that all girls are princesses but I'm telling you right now; I'm not one. And the more Lupin tries to be a prince, the more he winds up a princess so if he ever shows up you can go be a prince to him.

[marinegrandpa]

...What?

[doubleppk]

...

Nevermind Garp. It was another one of those jokes people don't get.

[marinegrandpa]

Okay!

You sure you don't want to be my princess?

[flatlikeawall]

So many princes and princesses around here.

[marinegrandpa]

Hello! Would you like to be my princess?

[flatlikeawall]

Sorry, I'm not a princess. Aren't you sure you are still a prince and not a king?

[marinegrandpa]

Yes!

[homesickrebel]

.. While I will not even ask about the Princess business, I'm curious about one of your tags, Garp.

What is this about you no longer being a Marine?

[marinegrandpa]

Cause I decided to be a Prince instead! Son will you be my princess?

[homesickrebel]

What?

[marinegrandpa]

Do you want to be my Princess?

[inyourf_ace]

Jii-jii why do you want a princess?

[marinegrandpa]

Cause I'm being a prince and Xanxus said to be one I need to find a princess!

Grandson you wanna be my Princess?

[homesickrebel]

Garp, this isn't something you should be asking your grandson.

[marinegrandpa]

Why not?

[tipofthe]

So, you are offering your services as a Prince now, Garp-san?

Are you looking to retire and take this on as your new career?

[marinegrandpa]

Yep!

Wanna be my Princess Iceburg?

[tipofthe]

Ah.. me, Garp-san?

Nma.. I'm not entirely sure I qualify as a Princess.

[marinegrandpa]

Sure!

I don't see why not.