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Sherlock100 38/100 #28 Children

May 03, 2011 00:53

Title: Everything I needed to know in life, I learned from Sherlock Holmes
Characters: Sherlock and John
Word Count (if fiction): ~800
Rating: PG
Summary: Sherlock teaches preschool.
Warnings: Talk about dead bodies...I mean, it's Sherlock.
Disclaimer: Don't own Sherlock or John.
My table: http://marill-chan.livejournal.com/4488.html

( Come little children, I'll take thee away.... )

i'm cold, kinkmeme fill, sherlock100, what the hell is this fresh awesome??, elementrary my dear fungus!, i'm bored., sherlock/john, not eating today. must make weight.

Comments 40

geaven May 3 2011, 08:41:05 UTC

I'm going to teacher's college and will soon be a pre-school teacher, so I have a lot of experience with children. I give it to you that you pretty much nailed how they would react to Sherlock. I believe his suffering was bigger, though.

“I want all of you to sit in straight rows of five. Stop sniveling and sit down!”
John nudged him. “Try again.”
“Hello, little children. I won’t hurt you.”

“We want to see the pictures!” a little boy in the back chimed in.
Sherlock looked down at the book in front of him, then back at the children. “Really, the illustrations are very poor. I don’t think you’d get anything out of it.”

Sherlock glared at him and then turned back to the children, who were looking a little traumatized. He smiled his most pleasant smile. Which was creepy to the children. “Would anyone like to see me make a coin seem like it’s disappeared?”

Hahaha! (Btw, I wonder how it went for Lestrade?)

marill_chan May 3 2011, 14:20:22 UTC

Glad you enjoyed yourself! I imagine (personal head canon) that Lestrade was great with the kids. Probably has a couple himself. :)

violetbruises May 3 2011, 11:29:30 UTC

*Gigglesnort* I spluttered tea all over myself. This was awesome!

marill_chan May 3 2011, 14:20:43 UTC

XD Happy I could induce that reaction!

innie_darling May 3 2011, 12:17:24 UTC

Heeee!

marill_chan May 3 2011, 14:20:51 UTC

ariales May 3 2011, 12:31:18 UTC

i was reminded of Gru from Despicable Me when he was being forced by the kids to read him a book, and he was like "But this is terrible!"

That said, this is equally adorable. :)

marill_chan May 3 2011, 14:21:18 UTC

I haven't seen that, but I may have to now. :) Glad you liked it!

meredydd May 3 2011, 14:01:26 UTC

I snorted my tea, reading this. I used to teach preschool (and later jr hi and high school lol) and this was pretty much spot on.

Annnnnnnnnnnd I would give virtual cookies if this had a follow up lol.

marill_chan May 3 2011, 14:22:11 UTC

Lol! I may have to torture him or Lestrde with the children again some day. ^.^

meredydd May 3 2011, 14:29:29 UTC

I don't know if they have take your kids to work day in the UK but there's hilarity lurking in there somewhere.

Any of 'em with kids, really, for any reason...