☾ Nightmare One ☾ Action/Video for New Bark Town

[mare_moon]

[The feed opens to a fair skinned, midnight blue haired woman. She has bags under her eyes and she looks royally pissed off, in every single meaning of the word.]

CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA! TIS THY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT CHAOS HAS ONCE MORE TAKEN RULE OVER THY LANDS! NO LONGER TIS THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA, BUT INSTEAD THE

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[video]

[darkenedgales]

OI, LADY! NO NEED TO YELL! WE CAN HEAR YA JUST FINE! TURN IT DOWN, WILL YA?!

[video]

[mare_moon]

[She's taken aback by his yelling, for just a moment.]

TIS THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE! WE MUST SPEAK IN THIS MANNER WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!

[video]

[darkenedgales]

COOL, BUT I AIN'T YOUR SUBJECT!

[... And now he'll actually stop shouting, hoping she'll do the same.]

So there. We can talk normally, 'kay?

[video]

[mare_moon]

[Hope squashed.]

NAY, TIS TRADITION!

[...Although she's slowly beginning to gather that perhaps this isn't the best way to be speaking to everyone.]

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[Crow has a feeling he might be getting a headache from this conversation.]

Yeah? Then screw tradition.

[video]

[mare_moon]

...I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[Slang? What is slang?]

[video]

[darkenedgales]

[What are all those funny things you keep saying, he asks.]

Drop it. Whatever 'tradition' you've got back home, it probably ain't that big here.

[video]

[mare_moon]

[Yeah, she's gotten that impression as well. She drops her head, depressed now.]

BUT... WE ARE UNSURE AS TO HOW TO SPEAK, IF NOT WITH THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

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[darkenedgales]

[Whoa, whoa, whoa! He never wanted to make her sad! ... Kind of feeling like a total jerk now.]

Oi, oi, it ain't hard! Just... try to keep your voice down?

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[mare_moon]

KEEP OUR VOICES DOWN? HOW ABOUT... THIS?

[video]

[darkenedgales]

--Getting there! 'S better already, so if you work on it, you should be just fine!

So, what was it 'bout chaos and crap?

[video]

[mare_moon]

[She gives a nod and tries again.]

AND HOW ABOUT... NOW?

[... She's working on it.]

DISCORD! HE IST THE EMBODIMENT OF CHOAS IN OUR WORLD! HE HATH TAKEN RULE OVER EQUESTRIA TWICE, AND WE BELIEVE HE IST THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HAVE CAUSED SUCH DRASTIC CHANGES.

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[darkenedgales]

See? It ain't that hard! [Not perfect yet, but he can tell she's doing her best.]

Sorry, but that guy ain't responsible of any of this shit. In fact, he's probably not even here. This place's called Johto, and it's nowhere near Equestria. It's actually a different world.

[And one more thing:] ... Lemme guess: you're a pony, right?

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[mare_moon]

A DIFFERENT WORLD? WE HATH NEVER HEARD OF THE EXISTENCE OF OTHER WORLDS BEFORE!

INDEED, THOU IST CORRECT! WE ART AN ALICON! OR, HOW IT HAS BEEN CALLED, A "WINGED UNICORN"!

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[darkenedgales]

[... He'll just hold the 'Gear as far as possible for the sake of not going deaf.]

Yeah, well, you do know now! Get ready to have fun here in Johto, since there's no exit in sight.

Figured! Applejack mentioned ponies living in that Equestria place.

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[mare_moon]

[She frowns when she notices the shot of him get further away.]

...ART WE SPEAKING TOO LOUDLY?

[Still? sob sob]

TIS NO EXIT? HOW IST THAT POSSIBLE? WE HATH ALL ARRIVED HERE, HAVE WE NOT? WE CAN SIMPLY EXIT THE SAME WAY WE ENTERED!

THOU KNOWEST LADY APPLEJACK?