Who eats who

[maradydd]

While talking with enochsmiles earlier today, the question came up of what baby pelicans sound like, so I went to YouTube to find out. (If you're curious, you can listen to one here.) I was mildly horrified to see that one of the related videos was of a pelican eating ducklings, and even more surprised to see that one of the videos listed as related to that

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[vatine]

"capybara eats guinea pig": 0

Mostly becaue Caviidae may be rodents, but so are beavers.

[ab3nd]

Some friends and I were recently talking about advertising animals that are the animal that the food they are advertising is made out of, like the mascot of LJ's BBQ in Providence (http://www.ljsbbq.com/). I did a few searches to see how prevalent this kind of thing is.

"pig eats pig": 8,260
"cow eats cow": 23,000
"chicken eats chicken":9

And of course,

"dog eats dog": 23,500

I should whip up a quick script to generate a heat map of, say, which animals of the Chinese zodiac eat each other, but I'm a bit busy today.

[neoliminal]

"human eats fly": 3,340,000
"human eats spider": 2,340,000
blah blah

I guess she'll die.

[ab3nd]

"She'll die": 2,340,000
"She'll live": 1,250,000

I'll take that bet.

[aethera21]

Since this is related to enoch, let's not forget "human eats moth" -0. Removing the quotes, I see 11,400,000 results, and a few in the top ten were actually about people eating moths.

[ab3nd]

I once drank a glass of Tokay that had a fruit fly in it. It was good Tokay, and so it seemed silly to waste it on account of a flavorless bug. My girlfriend refused to kiss me until I brushed my teeth.

[ex_ben]

snake eats snake

barracuda eats fish

scorpion eats (other arthropod)