Vast quantities of lubricant.

[mapsandlegends]

You know my favorite typo? When someone forgets the "e" on the end of "tube", as in "tube of lube", so that it becomes a "tub of lube". I always giggle, imagining a vat of lube the characters have somehow managed to secret away in their rooms, which they're dishing out into tubs for convenient bedside use. Which is a good thing, obviously, since

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[tzi]

All I can think of now are those containers. You know the ones. Like Boy Butter and Elbow Grease.

[mapsandlegends]

You'll notice that I managed, through a Herculean effort of will. to suppress any mention of fisting in regards to the tubs of lube. ^__-

[tzi]

I noticed that, and I promise I was suitably amazed *nodnodnods*