Experiment Mark One [Audio]

[maocontent]

[[Locked to Team Rocket]]

So what's with this outfit? I'm some indistinguishable minion now? Me? The Dean of Evil Academy?! I didn't ask to join some second-rate villain team that can't even get good monsters!

"Sneasel!"

Except for us. We lucked out, didn't we?

"Sne."

What kind of plots are you doing, anyway? If there's any experiments going on, I want

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[Rocket Filter]

[redcinematics]

..."Evil Academy". [He can't help but snicker.]

Thus far, our assignments have been quite random and seem to have no real meaning. However, something tells me that a generic organization like this would not be without a research division.

Re: [Rocket Filter]

[maocontent]

I wouldn't expect humans to know much about the wonders of Evil Academy, but whatever.

In any case, I need to find this research division. Know where it is?

[Rocket Filter]

[redcinematics]

Do not lump me in with the humans, thank you~

I haven't the slightest clue. Perhaps you could start with Mahogany Town? That is where all Rocket members should have started.

Re: [Rocket Filter]

[maocontent]

Oh ho?

That must be where I am at the moment. I'll take a look around.

[Audio/Filter]

[scarfidol]

'Evil Academy'? That sounds absolutely frightening.

Usual gruntwork. What do you expect?

Re: [Audio/Filter]

[maocontent]

Of course! It raises the finest demons to be the ultimate purveyors of carefree, evil lives!

Geh, I actually have to work my way up on the evil corporate ladder. Boring. I'll see if I can find a faster way.

In the meantime, any spot where I can level grind my Sneasel?

[Audio/Filter]

[scarfidol]

Could've chosen a better name though, don't you think?

Well, option two is to take out the boss himself, but I don't think you'd find him that easily. But I'm sure you'll make it after a few years or so.

Just run around the grass. Something will ambush you sooner or later.

Re: [Audio/Filter]

[maocontent]

No way! My dad picked the name, it stays. Though it's also called Nether Institute

Hmph, I have my ways! This boss better watch his back!

Random battles... ugh, and I can't even check their levels until I get hit!

[Private to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

Evil Academy?

I'm stuck in a well waiting for the Slowpokes to regrow their tails. Everything this team does seems so petty and meaningless.

Re: [Private to Rockets]

[maocontent]

The finest place for demons to learn how to be eeeeevil.

They have good technique for the little leagues, but with no meaning behind it, they're just a bunch of mildly naughty hero types in my book. That sounds horribly pointless. Surely they could snap the tails off some pocket monsters that people would actually notice, at least.

[Private to Rockets]

[serpensrex]

I'm sure it's a wonderful institution, aside from the obvious attention drawing name.

Unfortunately, our...superiors don't seem to share our ideas. From what I've pieced together, we're all part of some larger scheme. Most likely something equally ineffective and pointless.

Re: [Private to Rockets]

[maocontent]

When you're raised in the Netherworld, drawing attention is the fastest way to keep a crowd of ADD riddled demonlings.

We'll have to start our own! But we need resources, and I bet these clowns are hoarding them.

[pisforplatypus]

World of Pokemon. It's a place where we do battle with Pokemon instead of anything else.

[maocontent]

Hn, I could have guessed by the monster ally I've got and all the cheery crap about doing your best and catching them all.

[pisforplatypus]

You could try to make the best of a bad situation.

[maocontent]

You mean make the most evil--err right. What you said.

[usedfocuspunch]

Umm... I think Perry just answered you.

Pi Caterpie.

... Micheal, what's wrong?

[maocontent]

Got that much.

...a Caterpie? Is that bug going to do anything but look obnoxiously cute? He's got no moves other than the basic tackle and speed lowering trick!

[usedfocuspunch]

PI!

... Umm... I wasn't planning on capturing it, but I think that's all he's going to be doing for now. It's hard to train him up when my Tyrogue Claus beats up everything before he can do anything.

[maocontent]

Tyrogue, huh.

*Sneasel shivers at the mention of that name*

Sounds brutal, where did you get him?