Experiment 12: SUSPICIOUS...

[maocontent]

As much as I'd love to make fun of all of you panicking peons for a single zerg attack, I'd like to point out that there's way too much else going on for this to be a single stupid outbreak. Somebody's putting in some crazy juice in people around here, and the only way to get to the bottom of this is obviously EXPERIMENTS!

Now... *off hooking up a

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[loyalbatmonkeys]

Great, you're here too. [Coughs]

[maocontent]

Geez, what power!

You look (and sound) familiar. Am I supposed to know who you are?

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Baddass Freakin' Overlord Zetta ring a bell? ["Is this going to happen with all of my cameos?"]

[maocontent]

...oh, you're that BOOK?!

Hey, that's not even fair! Why are your stats so broken post-game?!

[rose_liberated]

If by volunteer you mean watch you to keep you from making any unnecessary additions.

[maocontent]

...fiiiine.

So Kerrigan's plotting a takeover or something big whoop. Now I'm trying to figure out what's with all the lunatics.

[rose_liberated]

Hmmm. You may wish to ask Eirin about this. I ran into Urd acting oddly and sent her to the good physician, but I haven't followed up on that yet.

[maocontent]

I'll keep that in mind.

...you suuuuuure you don't want to volunteer?

[darkmastern]

Oh, hey.. I just wanted to apologize for what happened last time we met...

I can work to be your humble lab assistant if you want!

[maocontent]

WHAT

I mean sure. You're normal now, right? Who cured you?

[darkmastern]

Y-yeah, I must have gotten away from you at some point because then I ran into Rita and...

*She stops for a moment and blushes a bit*

Well she cured me!

[maocontent]

Am I... am I seeing subtext here? Maybe I've been around the yuri girlies for too long...

Huh. Maybe I should steal trade research notes...

You DID take away that sword/necklace of hers, right?

[brustriese]

You thin-think you can hold me here, demon?

*she seems to have developed an odd mechanical stutter. Possibly a reaction to being captured?*

Yes I Did, off screen! >_>

[maocontent]

Mwahahahahush. Whoever gives a damn about you will thank me.

Now... show me your brainwaves~ *and he cuts on the machine, which is now doing measurements. Not hurting at all, but will Signum feel anything else?*

[brustriese]

Urgh...

*it's easy to see Signum's brainwaves are completely off-kilter from normal, assuming magical artificial humans have the same brainwaves as normal ones.*

Could not-not avoid capture. Init-initiating Code ATA...

*she also seems to think she's someone else at the moment*

[maocontent]

Whoa, the hell is this? She must be some sort of super realistic robot! *hufff huuffffff*

...wait, she might be going haywire, I have to fix this! But how?! *he's now tweaking that device to see if he can... somehow normalize those waves*

[heroicfanboy]

I... think I'll take a pass on that one. Just this once.

Man, I'm glad I'm learning to fix that problem with my inner-monologue. I can't stop thinking about that idea I had for training.

...W-Wait. Did I say that last thought out loud? I-I really need to learn how to control that.

[maocontent]

Just this once?

And... what idea?

[heroicfanboy]

W-Well, yeah. I mean, with the new invasion and everything, I don't think I can help you with your experiments right now. Actually, I don't think I'd have anything to contribute if I ever did decide to help.

Looks like I did say that out loud. Not good...

Umm... I was... thinking that the recent attack could be a good opportunity to raise our levels! B-By fighting the monsters that appeared, I mean.

[maocontent]

What do you mean by those words, Almaz? Are you doubting your wonders as an EXPERIMENT?!