i looked kind of cute when you were drunk

[mannikin]

Obviously your lives have been empty in the absence of horrible details about mine. Believe me, this is a thing that I know. I know this. Be assured that I have been busily generating more horrible details for you to consume. Feast upon them. Rub them like butter on your exposed brains

Comments

[leananesidhe]

Ahhh beer and kung fu, good for what ails you.

Clearly "crazy porn girl" is a better choice than anyone who would be involved with an "Omega."

[mannikin]

As it happens, neither choice is particularly viable, but crazy porn girl (or CPG, as I like to call her) and I get along quite well.

Seriously. Omega. Who does that?

[leananesidhe]

It's amazing.
And it totally made my day.

[hi_amity_an_elk]

about the tennis shoes.
one time i wore a light grey suit to an interview and it wasn't until i got out of my car into the blazing sun that i realized that it had a big coffee stain on my lap. aka crotch.

another time i had an interview that was an hour and a half away and when i was halfway there i remembered that they had been very clear on the phone about needing to see my actual diploma and i hadn't brought it.

i feel like i have a million stories like that but i can't remember any more right now. what is it about trying to get everything right that makes you do something major wrong?

also, i am impresed that you took the time to ask her if she was single AFTER she kissed everyone in sight. impressed, and slightly skeptical?

[mannikin]

the diploma . . . not so bad, but the crotch stain is awesome. I have a similar story from high school, but I'll save it for another time.

I am wounded (wounded to my core!) by your skepticism. I took the time to ask her about her boyfriend status after I overheard a conversation that made me wonder. Prior to that I had made assumptions about her singleness.

[mannikin]

I'm quite glad you enjoyed it. Yes, it was meant to be funny. Most things I write are, especially the horrible things. ;)

Omega. Seriously. Put that one in your pipe and smoke it.

[flayedreality]

Who is the Alpha in this situation?

Oh man, I'm so sorry