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In other news...
"Look how we've all grown up- You're a sex addict, I'm a pill popper, and ******* is a squatter haha. <-- Ummm yeah.

This is my most current celebrity obsession:

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It's all about being comfortably numb.

Today consisted of:
enormous sunglasses
track jackets
"goodies"
belgian waffles with tasti d-lite
mozarella & tomato panini
sleep.

I also bumped into someone I didn't expect to see... it was awkward but nice. We sat on a stoop sharing onion rings and cracking jokes about my future half russian/half Israeli children.<3

I'M SO FUCKING SICK!!! :[

So today as we shopped on Kingshighway, Inna and I wondered why we weren't born filthy rich, beautiful, and Israeli.

We got really upset.

=(

Apparently NOT the best catches in the "deep blue soho sea"...
however, I love amphetamines and diamond watches with the other half of the illest duo
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GO ON N' GET
THAT
DIRT OFF YA SHOULDERS

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hahaaaaa

Electronic devices like cell phones and computers totally fuck things up. Just HOW easy is it to send the wrong text message or IM to someone and then feel like a dick? Oh boy...