Bees and The Bloody Aftermath

Sep 08, 2005 04:03

So today was pretty fucking fun..... I went to work, got cut off in traffic about 15 times, almost got into two accidents and put up with a lot of bullshit. So I decided to be healthy, smoke a clove or 3 and go chop some firewood to get the agression out. So I'm cutting and splitting wood, throwing it in the back of the truck and everything is good ( Read more... )

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inkedballerina September 8 2005, 14:16:26 UTC
you are my hero, seriously. I never have stories like that. How are you feeling covered in the sad remains of what was once to work of pour evil?

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mankillssoul September 8 2005, 19:23:11 UTC
::lip syncs to the song "Feeling Good" by Nina Simone:: "Cause it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new LIFE.....and I'm feeeelin' gooddddd." *evil smile*:: I'm still walking Kelly, still terrorizing this planet with my own brand of punishment. I'm itchy, sore and feeling kind of woozy still, but they'll never stop me. But enough about me. How have you been??? I haven't seen you since June. I've left you a few Voicemails but I guess you were busy... Give me a call some time. We'll go shoot pool or slap 15 year old girl's asses on the boardwalk or something fun like that....

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anonymous September 8 2005, 15:37:52 UTC
god you're twisted. its fucking awesome!

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mankillssoul September 8 2005, 19:23:52 UTC
I know I'm twisted. This is what makes being me even remotely worth it.....

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watersmachine September 8 2005, 16:20:23 UTC
I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!!!!

even though you got hurt, that is so fucking vivid....

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mankillssoul September 8 2005, 19:28:09 UTC
I know you love my stories. I decided to tell it the way I did partly because of you. You love it when I get all detailed. I think I might expand this into a short story. I want to make it almost like a tacticle assault but you only find out that it's bees at the end.....

I know what you love the most: this part "I would have loved to watch their smouldering carcasses fall from the log and fizzle to ash, pleading in their little voiced screams for help, for reinforcements and for a quick death. Ohhh what a symphony that would be! So here is to you, you pieces of shit! I've killed you all while you slumbered, while you've slept in your beds. I've helped you meet your maker, all in a chemical vapor dream....."

It's the rock salt encrusted baseball bat theroy....just on bees....

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Do they pop when they burn? skacorecrazy September 30 2005, 11:44:59 UTC
You're sick and twisted. down right fucked up. I love it. Guess who's finally legal in the state of maine!!!!

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