Hey yall, its been fun. Im sorry to all the people i pissed off, im sure there are a few out there. All the rest of ya, ill see yall next time im home, nobody go dying on me. I love coming home, and yall are the reason why. I'll drink to the good times we've had, wether it be just talkin about shit thats long over and done, or fucking smackin ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?????? I just got kicked out of the bar, where i was drinkin and happy because of some punk bitch decided to be a fucking cunt and tell the bouncer that i was touching her inappropriatly. (im drunk ignore spelling) the first time i was like ok fine and i went and chilled at the bar, yes ill admit i was prolly out of ( Read more... )

HELL YES!!! Joe is now 21 years old, and if you thought i was a drunk before, youll love then new, improved, significantly less sober, joe. anyway we're havin a keg party here in the barracks tonight, then i leave for milwaukee sunday. i should be back in milwaukee around 9pm saturday, and yall havent even seen me drink like i will be for the ( Read more... )

ok, havent done this in a while. Got promoted tuesday, they had me doing pushups and flutter kicks for like an hour, yellin at me about underage drinkin in my hotel room last week or something. then they dumped a bucket of water on me and pinned rank on my collar. It was good shit, not real sure why though. almost flipped a humvee last week at ( Read more... )

Hey yall, im in indiana now for a couple weeks. yay! (sarcasm) got a kick ass hotel room all to myself, and plenty of beer. doing some class on humvees, get to go out and beat the piss out of them. that could be fun. just got my plane tickets for coming home in december. yall can expect me on the 18th, and i may show up randomly at your house ( Read more... )

i have discovered a new level of pain. i just cut myself shaving....

my balls. just thought yall would like to know.

-joe

ps im not kidding, it really hurts

im shammin today, i dont want to do any work. somehow drank 5 cases of beer this weekend and was never actually drunk, im now dehydrated as fuck. going to outback tonight, steak is good. i need a smoke...

hey yall, joe has not killed himself on his dirtbike, yet... starting to get stupid on it though so its only a matter of time before i wreck really good once. should be getting promoted here at some point soon, hopefully with a date of rank of like two months ago (backpay would kick ass) I'm no longer the newest, lowest ranking guy in the ( Read more... )

DAMNIT I HATE NOT BEING 21!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! all my buddies took off to the bar tonight, and i cant go. buddy fuckers. i hate them all. they need to die. oh well, when they call me lookin for a ride at 2 am im gunna tell em to fuck off, cuz im gettin shitfaced now. got my ass kicked by a dirtbike tire last night. pissed me off. im going ( Read more... )

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