Please Send Help: Even an Alien Abduction is Welcome at this Point

[mangostacy]

HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY

Someone save me. I don't do this still, out in the middle no where, can't go anywhere or see anybody well.

Comments

[nova_paladin]

Define middle of no where and I might be able to help.

[gr8t_gatsby]

Cha-face be there? Emhen be there?

[chaya]

Cha-face can't get any verdammt wheels.

[gr8t_gatsby]

Johnny be alive?

[chaya]

Johnny be workin.

[indigosita]

Less than 2 weeks to go!! Come on, it's what, 8 days? Just over a week! And 2 weeks until I get to see you!!

In the meantime, send up a signal for the aliens. Just make sure they get you back in time for school, so I can come visit without having to be abducted myself.