While MySpace is sucking...

[mangahater]

...I'll be posting to my old LJ. Don't expect me to hang out for long. I'll be back in slutsville as soon as they clean up their act and get their server crap together. Anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to transcribe a lascivious message left on my voice mail some time ago. You get two guesses on who it is:

"So um, I'm listening to the

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I have never heard such a ridiculous thing in my whole life.

[amanderpanderer]

But if you change God to Rod and Jesus to Jesus (Heyzuse)then it becomes even sexier.

Oh, and unicorns are stupid (and horney).

[dragonwrites]

or maybe she just saw the episode of south park from about 3 years ago when cartman did the opposite thing: took love songs, swapped out the "you"s and the names for "jesus" and became a christian music star.

so you really dig those banner ads on myspace...

p.s.

[dragonwrites]

dragonwrites's LJ stalker is mangahater!mangahater is stalking you because they have you confused with someone else whom they love. They are also getting with your significant other!

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[amanderpanderer]

Amanderpanderer's LJ stalker is dragonwrites!dragonwrites is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

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[dragonwrites]

o shit! i didn't think anybody knew! you're not going to start drawing your shades now, are you?