A merry christmas to all, and to all a good fuck...except you, you, and you, you can all catch VD, but to the rest, have a good one, and have a drink on me
the day before christmas eve will officially be known as "Cristmas Adam" from now on, ok?, got it, its not too much for you to handle right, I mean remembering something else.
Ok now thats out of the way, Happy Christmas Adam and Eve, and a Merry Christmas to all.
And to all, suck my nuts, cause my year was better than yours.
So I had to wear a heart monitor for 24 hours, it was the itchiest thing I have ever encountered, even more so than the day after I first had sex with that whore.
I eat more pussy than cervical cancer... best t-shirt ever!!!!!!
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day