Fic (The Pretender/DEBS): Bad Girls Go Everywhere (crossover, Jarod/ Miss P)

[mandysbitch]

Happy Birthday bantha_fodder!

I wrote you The Pretender/ DEBS fic! And Miss Parker is a DEB! No, I can't believe it hasn't been done before either!

Bad Girls Go Everywhere
The Pretender/ DEBS (crossover, Jarod/ Miss P)
Author’s Notes: Miss Parker spends her college years at the DEBS Academy. Time lines have been manipulated to accomplish this. Also, it’s

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[bantha_fodder]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[mandysbitch]

I never joke about The Pretender. Okay, maybe I do - like, all the time. But not this time!

[bantha_fodder]

I'VE READ LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS AND I'M EXPLODING WITH JOY AND GIGGLES I CAN'T EVEN

OMG

"Did you lock Janet in the bathroom last night?" Max asks her. They’re on their way to the daily breakfast meeting and Janet is in the back of the car, sulking.

Miss Parker lights her first cigarette of the day. "She's very annoying."

[bantha_fodder]

OMG

“Wait,” and “Don’t you think we should call for back-up?” and “How do you run in those heels?” behind her.

Amy is Broots!

OMG I LOVE IT

ALSO now I suspect you of ulterior motives for bringing DEBS over! But you are amazing! This is the greatest crossover ever! It's like a wee!Parker and wee!Jarod and you worked the timelines together really well, and of course she would never fit in with DEBS and of course Jarod would know that and of course!

You are the greatest. <3

[mandysbitch]

now I suspect you of ulterior motives for bringing DEBS over!

Srsly! I didn't!

Actually, this was something I only came up with a week ago - and I was in the mood for a crossover. Then I had a blind flash of inspiration. It mostly involved Miss Parker in a school uniform... Also, her skirt in the first episode is shorter than any DEBS skirt. And she's wearing heels! She's SO a DEB!

[theonlytwin]

debs/pretender fic?

DEBS/PRETENDER FIC?

c-can i hug you?

screw chronology, it's all worth it for this bit: She’s been reprimanded for smoking in the Academy bathrooms, cutting classes, having boys (and one or two girls) in her room, and then there was the time she wrote her political science paper on the Kennedy assassination. In all honesty, two thousand words on Oswald’s rifle was probably a little off topic. and the implication of max/parker and parker and amy and parker in a debs uniform and PARKER PARKER PARKER.

oh, pretender. i love you like i love cigarettes: i know it's not good for me and i should never go back, but damn i want to sometimes.

[mandysbitch]

Not the weirdest crossover I've written (I think that goes to Firefly/ Futurama - also once upon a time I wrote West Wing/ Buffy) but definitely in the top 5.

parker in a debs uniform

Seriously. This is the soul reason for this fic's existence.

oh, pretender. i love you like i love cigarettes: i know it's not good for me and i should never go back, but damn i want to sometimes

I looooooove The Pretender. Because in the history of television, no one is like Miss Parker. NO ONE. But as you say, oh god, it's a train wreck at times.

[mandysbitch]

and thought...huh...I wonder how she's going to pull that off...

Vodka. Lots of vodka.

I love Miss Parker...television doesn't make them like her anymore.

Oh, god, so TRUE! Why, god, WHY are there no Miss Parker's on my television anymore? I yearn for the day when we get another character that awesome.

I love my beautiful, dead fandom!

Hell, yeah. Love it to bits.

Thanks for reading. :)