who's that walking over my bridge??

[mandiferous]

Bluehouse is haunted by trolls! All day, some thing has been calling the store over and over and over again. The first half dozen or so times, there was silence on the other line. Finally this thing starts speaking... sort of. It keeps mumbling in a raspy voice that might be in Spanish, might be in trollish. It might want food, or it might want our

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[brilliantlover]

are you sick? are you contagious?

[mandiferous]

Well, I would suggest not entering the house for the next couple of weeks. I'm declaring a quarantine zone until my nose stops running.

[brilliantlover]

crap! i live there! what am I going to do! pack a bag of only essential items and hole up in my room, playing nintendo. good thing there are no vents in our house! the germs can't travel through walls.

[mandiferous]

Good point. You probably do live in the safest part of the house, and playing nintendo for two weeks straight shouldn't be too much of a hardship.

What if the germs begin to fashion weapons and blast through your barred bedroom door defenses?

[eraser_milk]

When in doubt, assume souls. Really, it's just the safe thing to do!