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[unbreakablelion]

[ See Gene. See Gene covered in snow. See Gene covered in snow and not looking too pleased. He just got his ass kicked by a giant pissed off snowman - where did his life go so wrong? People used to tremble at the mere mention of his name and now... well... ]Word of warning to the folks of Mandalus from your sheriff. Don't shoot Frosty, it only

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[likemichael]

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[Dean is also just going to laugh at you. Gene, dude, seriously...]

[likemichael]

I think he might actually try to eat us if we stick around.

[And that snowman is coming at them quickly.] Holy shit, way ahead of you, man! [Dean's making a break for his car.]

[unbreakablelion]

[ You never leave a man behind, Dean! It's the first rule! Wait up! Gene doesn't want to be eaten by a snowman!! ]

Well... that was bollocks then... Any other bright ideas? [ Out of breath? He's not out of breath... Must be imagining it... Hey, the poor guy is forty nine, you know? ]

[likemichael]

[He does if the man can handle himself!

Dean laughs as they run, and as soon as it seems like they're safe, he stops, hands resting on his knees as he tries to breathe a bit more steadily.] That son of a bitch is tough. Maybe he's got something on him that's keeping him alive, kinda like the hat in the story, y'know?

[unbreakablelion]

So you're saying we need to pinch Frosty's hat? Do I have to point out that a) we're supposed to be the good guys and b) that is one giant, pissed off snow bastard...

[likemichael]

Do I have to point out that giant, pissed off snow bastard is gonna cause problems all Christmas if we don't steal his hat? I mean, if it's the hat making him come to life, that is.

[unbreakablelion]

Right so... here's the plan... I run him down with my motor and you grab his hat...

[likemichael]

Okay, that sounds like a plan I can get behind. [Anything as long as the Impala doesn't have to do it.]

[unbreakablelion]

Alright then... [ This is why boys should be banned from playing with their toys! Gene's already reaching for his car keys. ]

[likemichael]

I'll go get into position. Don't run me down. [And Dean heads off to go and get ready to snatch up all the objects, specifically the hat, scarf, and pipe.]

[unbreakablelion]

Don't worry, I won't run you down... [ Not on purpose, at least. Snow and ice are crazy things...

He gets into the Quattro and starts her up, revving her up a few times. He drives through the park, speeding up as he gets closer to the snowman, slamming into it. ]

Frosty, you've just been Quattro'd, you bastard!

[likemichael]

[Dean squints against the sudden spray of snowman guts (which is really just snow) and he runs over, snatching up the objects and getting into Gene's car, because no way in Hell is he making a run for it with all this in his hands.]

Gun it! [Aaaand outside, Frosty is just getting back up.] Holy shit, he just doesn't die!

[unbreakablelion]

Well so much for the magical hat. Bastard snowman... Maybe we can just close the park until the snow melts...

[likemichael]

Now that's above my pay grade, but I got a feeling it's not gonna matter where these bastards are built, they're gonna keep at this.

[unbreakablelion]

I could enforce a city-wide ban on snowman building...

[likemichael]

Probably best not to. People get pissy real quick.

[He starts to get out of the car.] I'm gonna take this stuff. Figure I can piss off Sam with it.