004; private video to the avengers

[ironfail]

So Pepper and I were chatting, and it's come to our attention that we're kind of the suckiest team ever, since we're not, you know, doing anything. [Tony's words, not Pepper's.] And I was thinking, if we're supposed to 'save the world' from this 'mysterious evil' [lots of actual air quotes here] we should probably brush up on our avenging and shit

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[ironfail]

[Tony's already chilling on the couch with a can of beer in hand by the time the rest of the team appears, which isn't unusual. What may be surprising is the fact that he's surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals - prizes won from the Mandalus carnival for the rest of the team. Come say hello to get your prize?]

[flipsalltables]

[Thor doesn't really know how to approach any of the team besides Natasha, she is a close enough friend now to not make him feel uneasy, but he knows he needs to get closer bonds to all of the team, so he approaches Tony with a vaguely curious look at the stuffed animals.]

If this is to be our army, I do not consider our chances well. [Totally a joke, but people sometimes take his humour seriously.]

[ironfail]

[Tony looks up from his phone, grinning at Thor as he approaches.]

Hey, don't diss the stuffed animal army, it's the latest in undercover warfare. [Please don't take him seriously, Thor.]

[flipsalltables]

[Thor laughs faintly and gives him an amused smirk.] This is why the other realms still consider Midgard in it's infancy.

[flipsalltables]

[Thor keeps mostly to himself. He doesn't have much to input beyond agreement that they've been a sorry excuse for a team and that they really do need to train together, although he is sure only Hulk and Tony with the Iron Man suit on will be strong enough to train with him, even if he fully respects Clint's and Natasha's abilities. For the most part, Thor just stays quiet near a wall. The only small bit of news he has is Loki's coma and the concern is heavy set on his brow.]

[selfantagonized]

[Suddenly, a wild Banner appears!

Striding up to Thor with a wave before his hands go back to folding, one over the other. There's a faint smile, but it's quick to leave as he straightens up.]

Hey.

[flipsalltables]

[Thor gives him a smile, just as quick and faint as Bruces, nodding once in greeting.]

Good day, Bruce.

[selfantagonized]

I'd ask what was on your mind, but that would be a little too obvious. [A weak nod and he settles himself in front of Thor, keeps an easy distance.] With everything that's happening, I guess this was going to happen sooner or later.

When was the last time you... fought? Practice, an actual fight... anything?

[selfantagonized]

[THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Or he's supposed to be! Bruce will be coming around to the room a little later than everyone else - his hands are covered in pen ink if that explains anything, but it really doesn't. Still, if he's not occupied with the others, he's somewhere off towards one of the windows, looking out rather than in, if anyone needs him for anything. No hand-wringing today, at least. Not yet, from what can be seen.]

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