Like a handprint on my heart... or vomit on your wall

[mandabug1985]

I love projectile vomiting while at someone else's house... especially your boyfriend's... v. romantic.

why does eating hurt my soul lately? maybe my body is like YOU ARE TOO FAT, stop eating. this may be the case.

bwa bwa bwah, you are ugway.

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[ardorisaquilum]

You are my most favoritest girl in the whole world, not to mention the most beautiful. Ugway is not the way to describe someone with your stunning good looks! I love you with a million kisses and hugs and all sorts of mushy gooey love things!
-Snuggly McPookums, Esq.