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[man_heart]

*Sets off to find Anaire to see if she can flog a death-buggy 2000 to her.*

*Hopes these stories she's heard about Vanyar being pansies aren't true and that she'll take to the idea as well as the Feanorians did.*

*Runs over her sales pitch in her head*

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[golfins_missus]

*is sitting in a chair on the lawn at Turco and Fin's*

[golfins_missus]

...

Are we talking about the same Fingolfin here? Arrogant bastard? Thinks he's Eru's gift to elvenkind?

[man_heart]

Mm-hmm...he more despondant than anything else when I talked to him. :\

[golfins_missus]

Well that's a novelty. He was probably putting it on to get some sympathy.

[man_heart]

Well it seemed genuine...

[golfins_missus]

*snorts*

Oh yes. Genuine. This from the individual who's slept with his own daughter-in-law, burnt down his son's house, toys with peoples' minds for fun.

He probably wanted something out of you.

[man_heart]

*looks thoughtful* He didn't ask for anything...he gave me a sword in fact.

[golfins_missus]

*looks really suspicious now*

And... did he by any chance ask you to be a character witness?

[man_heart]

Um...no. Not that I remember. No I'm pretty sure I would have remembered something like that, even thought I was a little distracted by all the shiny, shiny weapons.

[golfins_missus]

Yes, well, keep it in mind because it's probably only a matter of time before he does.

Now... this device of yours. Might I see a diagram or such?

[man_heart]

Well I only just met him so I can't see it happening.

*pulls out a schematic.*

Safety catch there, blades hidden here, here and here, hinges that only swing outwards here, so the child remains perfectly safe at all times. :)

[golfins_missus]

*studies it*

Intersting... have you got a prototype so I can see it demonstrated?

[man_heart]

((Gmail's advertising prams and carseats at me. XD))

OH yes! I've got one back at the fort and Caranthire bought a couple for her twins a while ago and Adunathor, the wee Numenorean had one when he was little. They work, they really do. :D

[golfins_missus]

Feanorian and Numenorean endorsement? This is sounding quite good.

[man_heart]

Yes, I could get testimonials from them probably. And seeing how fast kids grow up these days, it's probably a good idea to place an order quickly if you want that peace of mind that only a booby-trapped push-chair can offer.