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Oct 22, 2011 08:00

Welcome ladies, gentlemen, to the Malnosso Assigment and Reward Center. That stands for MARS. Center may not start with an S, but it damn well should, once you sound it out. The Luceti program, that's you lot, was set up to include the best of the best. Heroes, geniuses, and all you other people. Special's the word the people in charge like to use ( Read more... )

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[Voice] crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:08:25 UTC

Oh great! Along with the involuntary crap we have ta deal with, we can actually sign ourselves up fer even more abuse. Hooray! Look at how happy you've made all the masochists here!

[He sighs.]
I guess this could be interestin', gives people something ta do anyway.

[Written] malnosso October 22 2011, 23:14:04 UTC

Abuse? We're completely human. Open and honest. Hell, you might even run into some reporters out there. We won't let you talk to them, but they'll sure as hell see you all having a good time being busy. Honest day's work! Nothing better than that.

[Voice] crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:17:34 UTC

A good time is what you've decided ta call it now? Somehow, I think yer open and honest became a little muddled up.

[Voice] malnosso October 22 2011, 23:19:26 UTC

People too lazy to work need not apply.

[Voice] crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:24:19 UTC

Great! A category I slot into perfectly! Can my laziness also excuse me from the experiments we don't have a say in? Ya see, it's difficult to fully enjoy the experience when yer as lazy as me.

[Voice] malnosso October 22 2011, 23:27:55 UTC

Afraid not. You people are doing marvelous things for science! At least, that's what they tell me. I haven't looked at the figures yet. I hear they're good.

[Voice] I'll pretend you put Written <3 crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:29:47 UTC

See! What would you guys do without people like us? You'd have ta experiment on crap. We deserve better treatment for deliverin' such great results!

They are all written! malnosso October 22 2011, 23:32:33 UTC

That's what MARS is for. Show those eggheads up top what you're worth.

I know, I know /patpat crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:36:03 UTC

[Thinking... maybe this will help the guild get more work? Worth looking into.]

This might work out in my favour actually... as long as the rewards end up being worthwhile of course.

malnosso October 22 2011, 23:55:13 UTC

Oh, sure, great prizes. Some fancy stuff I don't even understand. It's all there in the back.

crisis_rain October 22 2011, 23:59:52 UTC

Yeah... that doesn't sound shady in the slightest.

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