I spent the night in the Garage last night. Not on purpose. I followed one of them out there and was soon distracted. Sadly I did not make it back into the house untill half an hour ago. I was very hungry seeing as I hadn't eaten since 8.00PM yesterday. I ate too fast and threw up a little.

But now I need to go calm down.

I must apologize in advance for the ellipse's there, I've been out on a very un-successful 2 week re-con mission. The only thing I can tell you is it is not going well.

I was given a subject to "tail." He's not very cooperative or friendly. I went into this mission disguised as a "friend," but he has not fallen for any of my ploys. Hopefully I ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention this last night before I left on my most recent mission; the Short one was eating something that seemed rather tasty. Although, upon further inspection I can say that indeed it was not. It made my tongue feel slimy and the feeling did not subside for several hours ( Read more... )

( my new hiding place )

These creatures do not understand why they are here. I tried to practice my pouncing on a new one this morning. But she kept saying something or other that sounded like "No." Whatever that means. Feeling rather frustrated I tried to get in my usual 2 hour nap ( Read more... )