Four ways.....

[malfoypotter]

Title:Four ways in which Harry Potter listened to the advice of Seamus Finnegan (or how to sex-up a Slytherin)
Author: Jess
Rating: PG/R
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Sequel of sorts to: Five ways in which Draco Malfoy ignored the advice of Blaise Zabini (or how to bag a Gryffindor)

Comments

[kaykayen]

*wipes tears of laughter from face*

“S’what we’re famous for. Pouncing into danger, pouncing into idiotic situations, pouncing into bed - like lions mate, pouncing lions.”
Which predictably, being the longest sentence was the one Harry heard.
“I take it Mistress Bitch didn’t go down well?”

A dementor? Mash and gravy (ewwww!)? Harry fails at hardcore! Though, apparently, Harry in a school skirt works!

“Potter you utter pillock! How on earth would you think I would get bored of you, with the snuggling and the kissing and the pouncing! Especially the pouncing!” ... “But fuck me Potter,” continued Draco, “right now I could pounce on you.” Awwwwww!

Fabulous! Funny, sweet and cute!

[malfoypotter]

Harry in a skirt always works!

Heh, I am sure with proper instruction Harry will get better at hardcore. :P

[lackofmendacity]

“There’s nothing like a bit of Gryffindor pouncing action mate,” butted in Ron from across the room, “S’what we’re famous for. Pouncing into danger, pouncing into idiotic situations, pouncing into bed - like lions mate, pouncing lions.”

Ahahaha, you are completely made of awesome! :D (And nice to know Draco liked the pouncing after all. *g*)

I've just discovered this series of yours, and the first one was also wonderful. Thanks for sharing your lovely Harry/Draco love! *hugs*

[malfoypotter]

*blushes*

aw, thank you and I am glad you enjoyed ♥

[malachic]

*snickers* Oh, dear, dear, Harry... *sigh*

That was wonderful! And the first one was, too!

[malfoypotter]

Thank you

[chris16dh]

LOL! thanks for making me laugh! LOL
Loved it!

[malfoypotter]

I live to serve :D

Thank you

[anonymous]

“YOU!” Harry bellowed, “SLUT, COME HERE AND LICK MY SHOES!”

<3