VI. Punchdrunk.

[maleficentia]

For Christ's sake, there is a difference between COMPLICATED and COMPLEX. Why'd you have to go and make things so COMPLEX /// Why'd you have to go and COMPLICATE things.

[...]

and that will be all.

[...] For that matter, why in the world is that woman allowed to exist

Comments

[hatesbears]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A FUCKING PLUS.

[hatesbears]

Wait, let me go run over a small child's fucking dog.

[maleficentia]

I'll wait up for you!

[hatesbears]

But will there be vodka.

[maleficentia]

mmmm no. Not as of an hour ago.

[maleficentia]

also, does this mean you'll never age? Because, I feel inclined to tell you, that is vaguely unsettling.

[hatesbears]

You just wish you had an aging portrait up in the attic like me.

[maleficentia]

Ahaha, touché.